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Britain's worst femboy. Tired in general. #ActuallyAutistic. Non-binary. He/they


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If you're wondering where the Tories are headed, 47% of them now support a merger with the Reform Party, and they're only 1% behind the ones that oppose. If a merger actually happened it would mean the end of the Tories as a political force.

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The term NIMBY will begin to lose all meaning. It will simply be a shorthand for anyone that opposes the new government's policies for any reason (but especially the environment and local objections), and since actual NIMBYs suck you won't want to be labelled one.

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Everytime you go on Twitter now it's basically just a YIMBY orgy. The new Labour government is going to give them everything they want even if it means disrespecting devolved governments and local councils because they think it's going to win the next election.

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The people who want Biden to be replaced are out of their minds if they think they're beating Trump this way. If Biden is ousted in the Democratic Convention, his replacement will have zero democratic legitimacy, and that will create enough discontent amongst Democrats to hand the election to Trump.

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I see the recently defeated right is doubling down on their old-fashioned classism. Say what you will about Rayner's suit but £550 is not the most expensive suit out there. AOC paid $3k for hers. This is just the same old toffs scolding people from a council estate for not wanting to just wear rags.

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Some good news out of the UK for once: The Rwanda plan has been scrapped. The new Labour government had campaigned on scrapping the plan on day one after the election. As of yesterday, the Rwanda plan is no longer happening.

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Thangam Debbonaire's job as culture secretary has now been taken by Lisa Nandy, the woman who said the UK should look to Catalonia for how to deal with Scotland. Catalonia btw tried to vote to leave Spain and was met with police brutality.

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Blair in 1997: 13,518,167 votes Corbyn in 2017: 12,877,918 votes Corbyn in 2019: 10,269,051 votes Starmer in 2024: 9,686,329 votes Only in our ridiculous political system is this a thumping mandate, and only in the minds of Labourites drunk on optimism is this victory.

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He came in 3rd behind Labour

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Lmao Labour have won the election doing not much better than Corbyn

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I think they're going with "but at least the Reform Party can't win"

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Lmao imagine running a bar chart ad in which the bar chart shows you losing

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Amazing, the Guardian columnist admits that she's become exactly like her boring parents

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I voted

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Tomorrow is going to be one hell of a long weekend

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If this exit poll from France is accurate, then a sizeable chunk of RN's support is coming from the mainstream centre-right, or at least certain elements of it who feel comfortable collaborating with the far-right. This will be the future of European conservatism unless something is done about it.

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Oh yeah they definitely lean into tankie aesthetics

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Workers Party doesn't even try calling itself communist lol

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Lmao found the only political party in 2024 that actually still talks about "indetity politics"

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So the Economist has come out in full support of Labour under Starmer. Remember that they represent the top echelons of the ruling class. Whoever the Economist supports, they are your enemy.

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It's also worth noting that the mainstream media and the Labour Party are most scared of the Greens. Media trying to keep them out of major debates while inviting Farage, Labour investing campaign resources into stopping the Greens while letting Reform take Clacton.

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Also it's worth noting that although the Tories have failed to recover, Labour also went from a comfy 46% before the election was to called to occasionally hovering at the high 30s now. How you ask? There's only one explanation: Keir Starmer

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Addendum: -Lib Dems will bounce back from irrelevance, with a decent chance of becoming lead opposition party -Reform will get at least one seat -Plaid will get 4, no more, no less -SNP will get hammered, the likelihood of somehow getting a majority of seats is low

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We now have exactly one week to go until the election. Some thoughts: -Tories are going to face a severe collapse, possibly wiped out in parts of the country -Labour will win an absolute majority even with as low as 37-40% of the vote -Greens will win about 3-4 seats or more

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But even that's not so different from regular corporations who for some inexplicable reason sometimes feel the need to post team photos on social media. It's like family photos only you know for sure that most of the people in them don't want to be there.

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What people forget or just don't know about worker co-ops is that they don't really change much about the world of work, except they insist on making your work life into a social club that you don't have to be part of, but feel weird for not being in it.

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Kubrick never thought of this

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It's either that liberals have a soft spot for Nazis or that Basil has a very short attention span

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The Twitter liberal: a tragedy in two parts

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I want SMTVI to be an unashamed cyberpunk game

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Labour is the presumptive winner of the election, polls suggest a huge majority despite getting as low as 38% of the vote.

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With two weeks to go until the election, a handy guide for which UK parties are pro-trans and which are anti-trans (only parties that actually field candidates are included here)

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It's pure ideology, there's nothing else to it

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My therapist: Maoist climate denial isn't real it can't hurt you Maoist climate denier:

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So Just Stop Oil are known to be funded by an oil heiress and they pick to target Stonehenge for their stunt like two weeks away from an election in which the left-wing pro-environment Greens are gaining, and I'm supposed to think that this is all just a coincidence?

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I guess the Torygraph is at that particular stage of desperation that leads them to invent bizarre war fantasies to scare people into voting Tory.

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French capitalists just confirmed what Marxists have been saying for decades: capitalism always turns to fascism whenever it looks like socialists are coming to power and posing even a mild threat to their profits.

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Research after research continues to show that Covid is much much much more like HIV than any cold or flu. It decimates our T cells while infecting every organ and throwing blood clots. Long Covid is the AIDS portion of the virus. Biden stopped all testing.

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Democrats need to learn quick that if Trumpers are in so deep they think Trump is being crucified like Jesus there is no winning them over. There is no getting Trumpers to vote Dem. All this "we hate the left too!" crap from Dems will not work, you have to fight this fascist ideology head on.

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Honestly it's like they're not even terribly good at rigging public opinion anymore

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Well, it's impossible to explain Reform without a whole set of racist institutions that have propelled them to prominence and mainstreamed the ideas that feed them.

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Well there's a difference between being a cringy opposition party and being the party in government that ran on big promises it can't deliver that then goes on to not deliver them.

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Yeah it's that and also an expression of the party's full-blown xenophobia

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To make a long story short, it's almost like it's completely foolish to think you can actually stop migration. Clearly promising to do so is a vote winner, but that's mainly because the voters don't realise that it's fantasy and media people don't have the spine to tell them.

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If Reform are actually promising to "stop the boats" within 100 days they are setting themselves up for epic failure. Their whole pitch is that 14 years of Tory government couldn't do it, imagine how embarrassing it'll be for Reform when they fail to do the same in 100 days.

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Apparently Plaid are doing their own own version of the bar chart meme

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I think Carla Denyer was great, Rhun had clear passion even if he struggled to break through, Penny looked legit deranged especially after she shouted "HIGHER TAXES HIGHER TAXES" at everyone lol, but the most robotic performance was Angela Rayner.

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It's even holding people accountable that's the other thing, it's just being mildly inconvenienced in a manner that's entirely your fault.

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What do cishet and queer relationships have in common? They both have a Hollywoodised version that's the only really acceptable one, and anything else causes hordes of outrage from weirdo Twitter cops and columnists who really should mind their own business.

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