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Snorlax Johnny

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26 M / United States, East Coast Hi! I'm someone with a strong passion for writing and tabletop games and I enjoy video games. Piracy is preservation, AI art is not art, and trans rights are human rights. Oh, and I'm a furry too. I guess. [POSTS NSFW]

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I've never seen anyone make art of Yes Man. BEHOLD! THE PIONEER!!

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Katotter

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A list of consoles that lasted longer than the Confederacy: -the CD-I -The Wii-U -The Sega Dreamcast -the Sega Saturn

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I know the feeling all too well, feeling like an outlier among outliers. Loneliness is a pandemic nobody talks about and it's something that can impact all of us. I wanna assure you that everything will be all good, but I know it's never that easy. I will say that I think you're pretty cool.

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Ignore and DM's with this shit. There's a bad commission bot trying to scam people going around. Got 3 DM's from different accounts already

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Me: Goddamnit I swallowed the fucking gag. The dude taking me hostage: literally how?

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Everyone talks about "oh I wish pokemon were real" without regarding the living expenses of more high maintenance pokemon. Do you have any idea how expensive it is to feed a fucking Snorlax?

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My roommate: How are you feeling? :3 Me: mmmghhh Roommate: do you want some soup? Me: hhnnghhh... Soup.

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I can only imagine the whole scene, JKR just bearing down on the poor guy "what do you think of woman penises!? What about kink in the bedroom!? You're a straight man, you shouldn't have a problem talking about this! If 100 men and bi women were in a room, they'd write a book about it!!" "Uhh..."

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That's because you *are.* You are fucking unstoppable, akin to a raging storm.

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FUCK OW I DROPPED MY PHONE IN MY LAP AND IT LANDED DIRECTLY ON MY BALLS OWWWWW

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It sucks that you can't catch a break. In my eyes, you're doing nothing wrong. Know that this is the truth, Jo. You are a great artist.

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Good luck! Confidence is key!

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I find them attractive because you draw them as such, which is really impressive.

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We should make our audience smarter, not our books dumber.

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After my first digital art post, all my friends have been insisting that I draw more.

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Telling your child that is fucked up. Like, do these people see children as a return investment or something? I can't possibly fathom why saying that is okay in any way. And all this over a coffee!? She needs to grow up.

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Twitter has become absolutely unrecognizable. There is nothing about the current state of the website that remotely resembles the Twitter everyone loved.

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Dennis is probably the leader of a juvenile gang at this point.

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Oh my goodness. I fear this might be a little too risqué for my feed! Sensual touching!? In MY phone!? Excuse me while I go fan myself off! Oh my!

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Holy shit this is a masterpiece

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Postal worker with a lone high school degree. I make enough to live comfortably but not enough to be lavish.

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Two more additions to my collection

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Literally solely because Lara isn't packing double D honkers. That's 99% why these dudes don't like her. It's funny! They whined about the exact same thing after the last Lara Croft redesign! What 0 self awareness does to a mf.

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Had to re up on the laoganma 🌶️

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Thank you! It was just a silly thought I couldn't get out of my head.

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What if we both turned into dragons and then kissed?

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There's a bunch of dominos that lead from something like this to an especially weird easter play five years down the line

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"David I am concerned about the ethics of utilizing AI in any form of business project." "Haha wow! You should like an absolute fucking peasant right now! If you wanna be a peasant, quit this job! For real! Haha! Go do retail or some shit! Hahaha!" "David what the fuck"

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[leans in close to do an aside whisper] why do you think all boomers hate their wives? They obviously didn't marry for love.

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One or two things: Financial reasons or expectations set by their family. A lot of people seem to see relationships as a financial investment with all the economic benefits of dating and eventually marriage. Tax benefits and discount and shit.

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The husbands playing a fine round of chess as their gay son daydreams

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But dad, the world ended! How am I supposed to do homework when the school is six feet under sand and slag??

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We out here sleeping at 9:00 pm and waking around 6:00 am feeling actually refreshed.

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