Lazear
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Oh God, they gave him an Irn Bru?!
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Designer of user experiences. Rockies fanatic. Movie Nerd. views expressed are my own. Reposts are me trying to steal your soul.
Lazear
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Oh God, they gave him an Irn Bru?!
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Lazear
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Well that's some good news at least.
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Lazear
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Miniatures and epic speeches.
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Lazear
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And hookers and blackjack. Actually forget the group chat, let's just have pizza, hookers, and blackjack.
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Star Trek Minus Context
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Karen Dalton Beninato 🐦
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Roses are red Violets are bloomin
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Lazear
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Gonna go off line for a few days. Too much here and it's not good for mental health.
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Lazear
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I'm just saying we could make a pretty cool trebuchet powered by a drag race car rather than a rock pulled by gravity.
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Lazear
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I'd be able to tolerate him being an ass hat if he still did the one thing he was great at (funny internet comics) but he hasn't put anything out in years so he's just an extremely annoying poaster.
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Lazear
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There's a timeline where Kennedy fumbled the cuba missile crisis horribly, and I imagine that one is like a significantly less fun fallout.
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Lazear
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The college Humor "if football players were atheist" sketch is such a great parody of it.
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Lazear
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He is.
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Lazear
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But that's where my D&D planning chat is.
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Lazear
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I was a Jr. In college, i had other things on my mind at the time, to be fair.
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Lazear
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I like this plan. Let's go with this plan.
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Lazear
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Even longer than that I would argue. A crap ton of leftist poasters have spent the past decade insisting he was hilarious. That takes its toll when the hilarity is used to cover for truly awful things.
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Lazear
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God I forgot about the big bird memes
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Lazear
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That just a bunch of David Tenant characters.
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Lazear
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Touch mass *live on planet earth where all things have mass.
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Lazear
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Philadelphia, home of fighters of all stripes. *very reluctantly Go birds.
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Adam Bonin
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The Philadelphia Inquirer gets it right.
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Lazear
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"Legi, they're all made of lego" gets me every time.
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Lazear
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So like similar to platapuses, mamals but they lay eggs?
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Lazear
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The only words he says "median voter". No one survives his feral chaos.
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Lazear
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He just ends up squatting in a men's warehouse because he doesn't understand the difference.
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Lazear
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If not fren why fren shaped And all that.
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Lazear
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Yeah. I still need to work on the light room settings. Not loving the light highlights around the stars.
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Lazear
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On a lighter note from the day, here's a photo of the big dipper over a tree in grand canyon national park.
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Lazear
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We need yo go harder. Time to revive one of the smilodons stuck in the la brea tar pits.
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Lazear
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It really feels like it's a group of people who got their talking point in 2020 and have just absolutely refused to learn anything new about politics.
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Lazear
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How many stories in the past few years have we seen about republican operatives being untrained and just pocketing their pay without doing the work.
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Lazear
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Disney didn't have the balls to make their movie adaption the musical it should have been.
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Lazear
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Ha. We are not a serious people in any way shape or form.
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Lazear
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Was this a flash poll from today or one conducted in the last few days?
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Lazear
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Even eric son of Eric was like "guys I think Kirk might be grifting us." And he's an idiot.
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Lazear
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Fucking eric son of Eric even said it smelled like he was grifting them. If he can spot why that's an extremely stupid idea most other people should be able to as well.
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Lazear
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Yeah, he's basically a god to Who fans, and they can be brutal. I would not want to be her right now.
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Lazear
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He's literally a reply guy with loke 20 posts in 2 months. That first name familiarity is super gross.
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Lazear
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It's a remnant from 2020 when a bunch of leftists convinced themselves he had died/was hiding in a bunker and that Bernie would win, which was then picked up by right wingers. Both groups have refused to let it go.
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Lazear
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Five bucks says that account holder was also spouting bullshit about green screens and cgi bidens during 2020.
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Lazear
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I just keep reminding myself that the true gift was the numerous sound bits trump made where he openly declared his role in ending Roe and his basic support for abortion bans. Those aren't gonna play when they're blasted on screens for the next 4 months.
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Lazear
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I mean... I'm also surprised if that he can speak more than 3 sentences and not sound like Sloth from the goonies, but I'm only gonna give so many golf claps.
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Lazear
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I mean...I think we should all just be surprised brett knows how to type more than 3 sentences.
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Lazear
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Can always count on brett bug to be just openly racist in the most ham handed way possible.
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Lazear
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Hell they still think food is like just the core ingredients. One of them once told me he didn't eat any meat with soy in it. His pfp was hum drinking a mcdonalds coke with the burger right next to him. They are not smart people.
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Lazear
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Pretty much. Apparently he's been acting as Trumps "shadow secretary of state" for the past two years (which just means he's been meeting with bibi and orban a whole bunch).
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Lazear
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There was a story about the leadership of Dearborn Michigan meeting with Richard greneell a few weeks ago. Apparently he basically told them he expected gaza to be razed and the Palestinians forced out...they were of course less than happy about that.
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Lazear
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Oh of course.
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Lazear
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I called the cops on the maga chud who flew like 6 trump flags behind his car because two of them were threadbare and would have come off easily on the highway. Extremely pleasing to drive past him getting pulled over by a state trooper.
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Lazear
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Fair enough. Maybe just block all parking any where it goes so it's always forced to park under a tree.
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