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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF

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it's you 👋 and me 👨🏻 with a plant 🌱 and our pals 👯 come for the good weed; leave for the bad jokes (Jasper — he/him/that)


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this is how you will roll joints after 20 years of marinara addiction

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sry I stand by this message still tho. if you’re passionate about your job, you might be willing to die for it. but only people miserable about their job want to die for it.

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lmao i guess that message did not Click with the original poster

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you’ve got hopefully 12 hours max given the half-life. it sounds like an eternity but you’ll eventually be able to laugh about it. just glad you’re alive 🥰

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repeat after me: i WILL quit my job today if it makes me want to kill myself!