Little personal news: I've been promoted! I'm now Polygon's Entertainment Editor, overseeing the film/TV/books/etc. vertical. As always, I'm looking to work with more freelancers and get more voices on the site. If you specialize in current SF/F media, this is a great time to hit me up:
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I think you are severely underestimating the capacity, durability, and reliability of the 1987 Tupperware Wonderlier family of products
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If you see a stranger posting a jokey premise, honestly the best thing you can do is reply something that starts with "To be fair." Folks absolutely love it when you pointlessly gainsay a joke, can't get enough of that shit, keep it up
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Hey what’s that one movie where Tim Curry is the evil but sexy villain
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Shoulda done this a long time ago anyway
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“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of sexy washboard-abbed monsters.” -Antonio Gramsci
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Hey Costco can we have a little chat please
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Either someone lives in my walls and is stealing stuff in the night or my brain is on the verge of completely dying
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Lost the cord to my power drill, the new one arrived today, now I can’t find my power drill 😓😓😓
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I would piss him off by endlessly calling him Doom Guy
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This does read like a middle schooler who forgot to bring his book report and is trying to discreetly read off of Wikipedia
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Holy shit I fucking hate summer
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Ah Alabama, where “fish” is a two-syllable word
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Hubba hubba!
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I think that was when he traveled even though it was during lockdown and had to write an apology about it
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EXCUSE ME
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“I’m diagnosing you with severe depression” well damn honey I didn’t realize I was spending $150 an hour to be told something I already knew. Add on another hundo and tell me water is wet
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Love to spend my first therapy appointment doing IT troubleshooting for my therapist
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Made a strawberry icebox pie, ate half of it, then fell asleep so I didn’t take a good picture. But here this is what it’s supposed to look like
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