Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social

Any child’s drawing that did not include at least two animals, real or fictional, suffering from severe brain fog from long Covid, is a murder weapon

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

Any poem that didn’t fully explain the proper way to use a home Covid test is responsible for genocide

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J.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

Every other week on Poker Face the murder victim should have died of Covid.

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