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Project 2025 is the new coffee boy.
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Project 2025 is the new coffee boy.
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Rookies rush in to mansplain, whereas experienced husbands hang back and post wistful skeets. That, boys and girls, is wisdom.
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If all the red states were to form a separate country with Dear Leader as its President, would they agree to this SCOTUS opinion?
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Looks like Igor is making Shvets up.
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In my lay understanding of today’s opinion, it’s like saying you could take McVeigh to trial for the bombing if you wished, but could not use his fertilizer purchase or van rental as evidence because, on their own, and separated from the overall context, these were legal acts.
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Dems and their perennial circular firing squad: how about we stop with the over-analyzing and vote Biden/Harris no matter what?
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Republicans enthusiastically embrace a convicted felon, while Dems wet their beds after Biden has one bad evening. Just once, I’d like Dems to come out swinging and say we’re running with Biden and we dare you to beat us. Whatever happened to vote blue no matter who?
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So NYT, when do we get an editorial asking Trump to drop out? Because of…um…the felony conviction, the attempted treason, the sex assaults, business fraud and stuff like that. Or is that kosher for POTUS candidates?
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Was this your cat or someone else’s? I know a lawyer who can help.
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Bob’s Not Good Enough For Donnie
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I guess after 4 years since COVID emerged, one has to really reach for fresh “hot takes”.
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In the cat world, bullying is a feliney.
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Outstanding! Shooting in B&W definitely makes it more dramatic.
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Revenge.
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And when I sign books, I lose money. OK, so it’s a checkbook, but should I be penalized?
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A coup d’état?
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Oh, what a sinister web she weaveth!
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Quite a two-fer: feeling the heat, literally and metaphorically.
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I saw a t-shirt once that said “phd = passed with high difficulty”
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By far, the best summation of Donnie’s milieu is this one: 👇🏼
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Friske is “always exercising his 2nd Amendment right”. Maybe that’s what he calls his…uh…privates. You know, he was getting frisky with the stripper and his 2ndA went off.
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Unfortunately for Herman, the COVID virus did not care for his “nein, nein, nein” mask policy.
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And just like that, “paying Bill’s bill” has acquired sinister overtones.
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Republicans are the American Taliban.
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I’m George. George McFly. I’m your density…
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That was cringeworthy. How can any self-respecting person subject themselves to such a savage interview? Not to mention, a complete disregard for how such an appearance might affect public perception of the case.
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Though, unlike Reagan, Donnie would want to be paid for use of his name. Because that would be on brand (pun intended) for the grifter.
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Rumor is that the AI chatbots, when asked about why they were leaving McDonald’s, replied that it was about making “healthier choices”.
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Maybe if the live-in super moved out of the Lincoln Sq co-op, there would be space for a full-sized refrigerator.
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The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
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Maybe it’s Brian May 🤷🏽♂️
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It’s said we shouldn’t speak ill of the dead. But then, there are exceptions, like this scumbag.
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Careful, now. Even Popes do not have absolute immunity. Especially in re: Mrs Popes.
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Like the escaped convict in Seinfeld who’s known as a big tipper.
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Relax, people. It’s a…cough…grassroots movement.
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Oooh, fluoride free!! TPUSA has foiled a communist plot to impurify our bodily fluids. Brig Gen Ripper’s legacy lives on!
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It’s quite telling that the anxiety among Republicans over the abortion issue is driven by electoral concerns, and not by the horrendous plight of women who are having difficulties getting abortions for medical and other reasons in the aftermath of Dobbs.
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Would this mean, for example, that the defense budget will be paid by tariffs?
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That was Vance 1.0. Today, it’s Vance 2.0. If the GOP returns to moderation in the future, we’ll no doubt see Vance 3.0. By the time he retires from politics, it’s possible that Vance’s version number will be in the double digits.
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If he lost money on The Conversation, we’re richer for it.
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Die? Hardly!
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Foxy Lady?
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It’s remarkable how ugly it looks, and that people still want to buy it.
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Knowing the police would come but going on anyway? Like Jake and Elwood in ‘The Blues Brothers’.
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Who cares what Republicans say? It’s not for them to “approve” anything Biden might say, anymore than it’s not for them to “accept” the results of a fair election.
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Ah, the demands of higher office - Il Papa has to work 24/7
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Martha-Ann “Flag Frau” Alito
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Throw a turban on Alito, and he’d be right at home with the mullahs in Iran or the Afghan Taliban.
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But wouldn’t the battery in the water also electrocute the shark…? Actually, never mind.
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