Jamie

Standplaats Krakow @standplaatskrk.pl [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

i get this joke!

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

i've just done a relisten to the peacock and gamble podcasts and ed gamble tells a story where he goes to see take that and barlow makes the audience stand up and sing the national anthem, apropos of nothing. the most tory man on the planet

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

what makes this even more amusing is that my dad is a mechanic. a mechanic who can't use a crowbar without twatting himself in the face with it

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:00 UTC

my dad has a similar thing on his forehead but in his defence it's from when he accidentally twatted himself in the head with a crowbar. can't imagine gary neville can say similar #thiscountry

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

me in argos

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

so it was either that, or the realisation that no other sport could hope to come close to the dizzying highs of a half an hour long safety battle between peter ebdon and graeme dott in a poorly attended match taking place in a leisure centre in leicester

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

i used to be into football as a teenager then just fucked it off for some reason. my dad took me to see sheffield wednesday a few times, enough to put anyone off the game amirite!

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

are england good now? as a nonfootballist they seem quite good today

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

thriker!

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

pretend i've just posted this after that 16 year old scored against the 29 year old goalkeeper last night neville southall voice: well done, he's 29

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

might keep posting thriker when there hasn't been a thriker just to fuck with you

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

thriker!

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

i honestly poke my head in the shop and if i see he's serving i go elsewhere

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

i'm just going to say that gets funnier every time you say it. SLAM

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

i've always been anti-gherkin, but even more so since i started going to this bagel place and i always say i'll have a salt beef melt without the gherkin, and the bloke ALWAYS says so that's a salt beef melt with no flavour. i'm not far off going full on michael douglas falling down on the cunt

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

you can't have made the best sandwich ever because you've put gherkins on it

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

And on a somewhat related note, gig venues, it’s not big or clever to refuse to share the stage times for your gigs. It’s really irritating and inconvenient

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

Really tickled myself here sending a polite message enquiring about “bastard fest”

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

David Gordstein

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

Did he ever address that? I asked him so many times on twitter and he ruddy ignored me 😤

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

Or a campaigner against antisemitism who definitely genuinely really cares about antisemitism, getting caught pretending to be a Jewish man to make false complaints of antisemitism to the Labour Party, perhaps.

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

I fucking love erasure

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Really? Fucking hell I missed that

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

She was my heroine when I was a young LP activist

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

Well you must remember that this is a very normal country full of very normal people

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

The Margaret cutting from Liverpool

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

She’s the nuts, is Margaret. She cuts them down with her knowledge

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

Just normal and sensible behaviour in Britain!

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

That time that woman on twitter said she didn’t like Tracy Ann oberman so one of the blue ticks said she should be dragged through the streets and shamed and none of the other blue ticks thought to say hang on m8 that’s a bit weird

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:50 UTC

Party round my gaff when this cunt dies, and you’re all invited. Except for you

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Jamie @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:25 UTC

Larry David fainting gif

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