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Cole

@lilgay.club

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Gay lil fruit. Writer, sometimes funny, pug dad. FFXIV and other stuff. 📍Atx
Read my writing @ inaneconsumption.substack.com


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Apple is the actual song of the summer because who doesn't: - hate their parents (just want to drive) - desperately want to know the inner workings of their parents' emotions (Wanna know where you go when you're feeling alone)

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i think a lot of people are freaking out right now because it seems very clear that Trump will win reelection if something doesn't change and nothing seems to be changing. There's no new rallying cry, no new campaign promises, it's just very business as usual despite an election being 4 months away

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If Bakool Ja Ja has a million fans, then I'm one of them. If Bakool Ja Ja has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE. If Bakool Ja Ja has no fans, that means I'm dead.

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In my limited research this is so true

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Bold gambit for a wedding, im glad it paid off!

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Shameful how some gays, devoid of any purpose or sense of positive self worth, rely on posting photos of themselves to social media to get a cheap dopamine hit. 😔

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im not ashamed of admitting that i buy all my wine based on how cute the bottle is

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- major internet outage from spectrum - coworkers asking me for things that aren’t my job - had to push two references to contact my future landlord so I can finally get a lease - it’s hot i wanna scream

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yeah i completely agree with this. especially when the bar for stylish is literally on the floor. Seems like any other candidate would be classified as super smart and sharp for just stringing a basic sentence together at this point

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Anyway i need more coffee and a haircut

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also also Biden probably should just drop out anyway

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this country's pundits (maybe people) are simply fine with any illogical, immoral, or fantastical politics so long as the person saying it says it with conviction.

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i don't think it is some grave sin to talk about Biden's debate performance (or his bad politics) but I do think it is very telling that when Trump shows his world-view is completely detached from reality or basic facts, everyone's totally cool with it because he sounded nice

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i have provided ID, paystubs, work references, verification of past/current housing, etc and it's like what more do you need to prove that I am able to pay rent lol

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still waiting on a lease to be sent over and I am going to screammmm

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Some peoples brains are fully cooked

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i realize i misspelled this, why did nobody tell me....

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i think they should invite a drug that specifically gives me muscles really fast without any negative side effects

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failed at trying not to snack today

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Lvl 91+ ore. Since it’s so early into dawntrail it’s still worth a lot. Especially the 96-100 ore.

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Actually probably like 2 mil Gil


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Made 1.5 million Gil today, my mining addiction is sooooo back

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i don’t really nap i just lay down and close my eyes and think about everything ive ever done wrong in life until it becomes a chaotic void lulling me to a permanent void

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Made it to level 100

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saw someone say they use Chat GPT because they don’t know how to spell something, and like spell check exists???

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Your ideas are interesting and mysterious to me because nobody else holds them. Could it be that you’re just smarter than everyone else I’ve ever met?

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Most of my corporate job is spent grinding my teeth and going “please why won’t you respond, you asked me to do this task!”

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It’s also like distracting from the larger point of consent VS non consent. Any sex act is bad when it’s non consensual!!

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If I have to get fifteen of these in my inbox a day, so does everyone else

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RE: My last message Hi Cole, just following up on my last message. If anything about [company name here] interests you, I can let you know more during a quick call.

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Hi Cole, I'm [name here] a [job title here] at [proper noun here]. I came across your profile and thought you might be interested in [company tagline here]. Our product can [3 - 5 bullet points here]. Sound interesting? Can we schedule a call to discuss your [market-based pain point]?

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It’s so annoying when people are like “they’re a baby!” And it’s a 25 year old. That’s an adult! People are acting like it’s some sin to find 20 year olds attractive when the actual crime is being a weirdo creep about it!

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Some Tik tok folks are like “why would a 25 year old ever date a 50 year old?” And idk because some people find older people attractive


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Y’all it’s not automatically grooming when a 30+ year old likes a 24 year old. The issue isn’t solely age predatory behavior


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Lmao you’re doing the lords work

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Gonna pivot to being a simp and reply guy. Like đŸ„șđŸ„șđŸ„ș you’re so strong.

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I’m only 31 😭

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☀

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This would look better if I had a gigantic chest

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Going swimming later

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Well okay but nudes are a different animal


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It’s not “first love” theory! Most people have strong attachments to the literal first person in their lives that showed them how to love someone, that’s completely normal!

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It is more emotionally healthy to accept you loved someone and have cherished memories of them, but have moved on, than it is to immediately hate and erase from existence every single person you break up with!

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just saw a video of someone saying how disrespectful it is to keep pictures of your ex and are you people okay?????

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But do you have the will to kill with them?

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i want someone to pop my head between their thighs

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to be fair to the Washington Post they actually have around 7+ stories on the homepage about the immunity ruling, you just gotta scroll to find most of them...

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there are 12 stories about Biden and 2(3?) about the immunity ruling on the NYTs. these are the headlines for those two stories...

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2 days out from the Supreme Court completely dismantling our system of checks and balances, let's see what the two top papers' homepages look like...

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The short story I submitted wasn’t a finalist / winner and i know blah blah celebrate that you made it that far when so few people do, but honestly it would be kinda nice to get a W for my creative life every now and then


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