No clue what Paul Reiser is up to these days but, wherever he is, I hope heās disgustingly jacked and vascular. Just absolutely fucking torn.
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Does kinesiology tape work on penis? I have a tendency to pull it then wake up stiff. š„
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Are people wearing Al-Qaeda stuff ironically yet cause I got decades-old boxes of questionable T-shirtās I need to move.
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āListen, I also wish they didnāt allow dogs whose owners are of a higher socioeconomic class into your public pool but I donāt make the rules.
Now fetch, Ruben. Qualifiers are in a week and the Robinsons hardly need another ribbon in their summer house.ā
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Sheās a 10 but will only make love while listening to the Glen Miller Orchestra
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Instead of shaming people for watching supposed step-sibling porn, letās acknowledge that itās a diseaseā¦a disease known as supsis.
Hey-oh!
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Shit myself training for Toyotathon
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I gave coat check my ticket like 5 minutes ago. Iām worried they may have lost my shotgun scabbard.
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Iāll definitely give it a watch. Thanks for sharing.
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Is this āReviewā?
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Fergie had better not get stranded in the mountains with starving companions, on account of the Fergaliciousness
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I think they include the silica packets for free so you get thirsty and drink more
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Wow, Oasis has a lot of real garbage songs.
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Build Back Better? Please. Itās time for Biden to pitch us National Rejuvenation Therapy.
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I lost my novelty oversized āImperial Core #1ā foam hand. Holiday ruined.
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Icy Hot but for emotional aches and pains
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You donāt open carry a 14th century English long-sword because itās comfortable.
You open carry a 14th century English long-sword because itās comforting and your wife left you.
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What was Neoās last name in The Matrix? Was it Matrix? Thatās very lazy writing.
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Retro toilets just canāt handle the modern turd needs of my family and I
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Hoping the proctologist can find that gum I swallowed a while back
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This Ice-nine smoothie was a mistake
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I always go to the haunted house when I need to take a monster dump
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The part in The Sixth Sense where Bruce Willis finds out heās on the phantasm spectrum
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Should never have let my Polar Bear Club membership lapse. Now I have to reinitiate and I HATE the taste of seal blood
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We get it, Anthony Kiedis. You love bridge heroin.
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Got an advanced copy of Mike Penceās autobiography, Pence and Penceablility.
Itās great so far.
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House Harkonnen is all about spice and alopecia.
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Thereās so much more ear canal maintenance as you age.
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āKratom? I hardly knew āem!ā
āā¦Please step out of the car, sir.ā
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Those guys in jail for pushing have been punished enough.
Free the Matchbox 20.
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This āTeaches of Peachesā summer camp is wildly age-inappropriate.
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Wishing my boomer Facebook friend happy birthday on all 6 of his profiles
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At some point I became old and boring, pubic man-bun notwithstanding
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Ridiculous title. āBat-Patā would have made so much more sense.
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The miu miu doesnāt get enough attention as a garment for concealed carry
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My urologist is the best there is but his practice is called Pissworx.
Unfortunate.
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āMust Love Dogsā (2005) is being remade into a buddy cop film.
āMust Love (Shooting) Dogsā will be out next spring.
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If thereās one thing I miss about being a bachelor, itās pounding a gallon of milk while pissing all over the toilet seat.
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Using the heat off my suppressor to bake scones and earn my man-card
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Excited to watch the biopic about the father of laxatives, Ploppenheimer.
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āDanger zone? Itās about time you visited the manger zone.ā
-God
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Thatād have me howling forever oh-oh
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TV on the Radio? What will they think of next?!
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Getting my mouth measured for a new set of silverware.
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You should have dinner at Mick Fleetwoodās house when he makes Mac n cheese. Itās a laugh riot.
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Huge if true guys
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Canada Dry is a lie. Itās wet as hell.
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I tested out of Comparative Guns in high school to save a bit on college tuition.
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I like my language like I like my sandpaper - coarse.
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