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Lolly Winston

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NYT best-selling novelist, freelance writer, FOT. Groupie at heart. Forthcoming book: NOTHING KEEPS HAPPENING


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July 4, 2016, Golden State Warriors sign Kevin Durant. July 4, 2024, GSW sign a hotdog vendor and a folding chair to replace Klay ThomasšŸ‘‘and Jordan PoolešŸ’™.

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ā™„ļøšŸ™šŸ¼Please keep drawing!

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It feels like the Goths, the Visigoths, the Vandalsā€¦Theyā€™re all INSIDE the gates now, running the joint. Weā€™re outside rattling the bars. A fresh hell fresher than the last. What to do? Drink, volunteer, sniff glue? I donā€™t know! Itā€™s such a surreal, awful feeling. šŸø

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So nice! Those look like real flowers, from the garden. Hang in there.

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Klaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

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This is the loveliest, most poignant thread.

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Yay! Balloon animals

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HA.

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My first boyfriend.

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šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–

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Chiffinode! This I need to do more. You roll it up kinda length-wise?

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Whuuuuuut! I love this for your niece, cutest girl ever.

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Clinical studies show theyā€™re awesome antidepressants.

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Found where I first saw Wanda Sykes! ā€œMake You Wait Hair Salon,ā€ old Chris Rock Show, HBO.

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The. Best.

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Aw, my kitty Einstein used to do thisā€¦burrito himself in a throw blanket. Like a tinfoil-wrapped baked potatošŸ„”

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You sayinā€™ you donā€™t need a bra designed by a 70 y/o woman? It doubles as: -An ACE bandage -Muffler patch -Matching fruit cups -Two yarmulkes

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It feels like a de-evolution of what the paper used to be? I think? Itā€™s frightening bc itā€™s historically been so well-regarded. I canā€™t tell how much it relates to print journalism going in the terlet since the ā€˜90s. Too freaked to understand.

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So CRAZY

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For so so many people, Iā€™m sure. Itā€™s just so surreal. And I hate to hear of the women suffering terribly now. Plus, the heart-breaking interrupted IVF cycles, just bc these crusty old white guys donā€™t understand how the process works! I did 5 IVF cycles: there were & very rarely are frozen embryos!

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Well, I was thinking of options other than the notion that you were telling someone to starve to deathā€¦

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Seriously. I had a second-trimester ā€œ100% lethalā€ (=non-viable) miscarriage, and needed a D&E surgery. If these lunatics were in charge I would have walked into freeway traffic. I actually burst into tears seeing this horse shit.

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1) you can make oatmeal out of old NYTs 2) EBT 3) humorless dog dude

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