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Lord Jubalon Flux@lordjubalonflux.bsky.social |
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He/Him Fortean Hailer of Eris Folklore/Occult Zine Reader Comic book reader Whimsy purveyor Wearer of Waistcoats & Waxer of Moustaches Retired Data Scientist Pure Mathematics PhD (Erdős # 3)
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Lord Jubalon Flux
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If your character was British the most realistic way would be to roll d100 and if the number came out between 1 and 100 talk about the weather
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OK, that’s interesting, I assumed the question was could it be accommodated, not what the mechanics of representing would be! I sometimes lack insight into these things being neurobland!
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Let the fucker die, every time
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He looks happy about it…
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Is this a Cabinet announcement?
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It’s no way to get pregnant
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Dan Hegarty alert…Dan Hegarty alert
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I’ve never enjoyed scruting
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A decent DM would work with that
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Hired fuckwits
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Abyssinia then
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He’s very good at gross out, but it quickly started to feel like the same joke over and over; now it feels like he just writes the same two stories reskinned
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Interesting, I might give it a try. Visually gross doesn’t really both be, after all we had Boris Johnson as PM
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Under the patio!
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I lost patience with it when it was still a comic
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It’s all relative these days. I’d think of it like this, if the Tories are a ripe seven on the Bristol Stool chart then he’s only a three and you *could* roll him in glitter
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I assumed it was dazzle-camouflage
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Isn’t the plan to just not refranchise when the leases come up as it avoids having to pay take-back compensation?
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It’s Esperanto for Giant Hogweed
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I’m intrigued by the guest stars as I’m a fan of both!
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I like the fact he stopped for a first Prime Ministerial shite en route back to Downing Street, at least that’s my theory for the pit stop
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Sir Keir looks more relaxed already
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Sir Keir off home to launch the nukes in an unexpected start to the new government’s first term
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The first test of a new Prime Minister
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My six week election is finally subsiding
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Oh, he sounds like a dreadful human being
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Not that dreadful Cates person?
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Good choice!
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Based on Portsmouth North that looks the case
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Yep, very true
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Her problem is her imported American satnav, it just keeps saying “go right”
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At this point I’ll take carved out of a nice varnished plank
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Dog ate my laudanum more likely
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Probably a descendant of the Man from Porlock, it’s a family grudge
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Defeated by the dark and shadowy woke forces……of the electorate
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Commiserations
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There she goes…
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Goodbye Penny and your Big Sword, but mostly due to a depressingly large number people voting for the Bring Back Bigotry party
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Is he going back to the 18th century?
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Fuck Offs Pendulum
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No Poultry For Old Men
Don’t Lark Now
Grebes (is the word)
Withnail and Ibis
#FowlFilms
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‘Special’ cake?
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Tricky
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Etna Sharples, the Weatherfield volcano?
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The news
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Is it the confusing level of sunshine today?
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I done my vote
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Pretty certain my ancestors came over from Gondwana in the distant past
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Off to the podiatrist this morning and then to do my bit of Tory-kicking at the ballot box
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