Louis Kersten

Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

If you're wondering how my day went, I'm in bed at 9:20.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

The kid inside me misses the chicken salad most of all.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

My Proustian chicken salad remains the one sold at my high school cafeteria. Each morning the cafeteria staff would poach and shred the chicken*, mixing it with salt, pepper, and mayonaisse. Divine and I have never been able to recreate it at home. *I know, not yor typical H.S. cafeteria menu item.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

At least you didn't dream of mixing tuna with cottage cheese, apples, and curry powder. (Actual recipe recommendation from a college floormate.)

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

Soylent green is tuna!

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

I imagine the tuna and the hummus fought one another.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

Rule 1: You're going to sweat. Come prepared. Rule 2: Get down down to the platform, find a spot, and most importantly, do not move until the train arrives. If you do move, repeat Rule 1. Rule 3: Bring hydration.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

O M G That is all.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

I hads one for lunch--first time with Kewpie mayonnaise. Heavenly.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

Copy

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

Today at work I came across the best typo ever: copy and pasta.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 10:37 UTC

Barbara Cartland's ghost would like a word.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 10:35 UTC

Strands #129 “In Neverland” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 10:18 UTC

Connections Puzzle #395 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 10:16 UTC

Wordle 1,117 4/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

Apparently this is very recent, based on my lunch on Monday.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

I'm stealing pergaps

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

My first reaction to this was "I'm not following anyone calling themselves Language Guy Here." Followed by "oh."

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

I saw this earlier today:
playbill.com/article/afte...
I think of myself as more of an improper theater queen.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

Make it stop.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:46 UTC

One of these days I'm going to fail the "verify that you are human" challenge.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:45 UTC

Strands #128 “Now on exhibit” 💡🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:43 UTC

Connections Puzzle #394 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:37 UTC

Wordle 1,116 4/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

Ladies and gentlemen Miss Shirley Bassey.
youtu.be/vqNcyFNMfLM?...

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

And I'm the queen of Romania.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

But it sounds just like you.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 11:10 UTC

Lunt's jazz hands are intriguing.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 10:52 UTC

Strands #127 “Rise and shine” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 10:48 UTC

Connections Puzzle #393 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Whatever, purple, whatever.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 10:45 UTC

Wordle 1,115 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

Either way, Kahn was canned.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

That ship has sailed. Ba Dum Tis

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

Not sure, but Ball had casting approval, which is how Madeline Kahn was fired as Gooch.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

You got further than I did.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

This is why I never got past the first episode.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

Hagiographers

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

We're seven minutes away from tears and regret.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

My parents had six children. No barf bowl. We all made it to adulthood.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

Then maybe don't comment since you've no idea what happened.

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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

You're not some solitary truth teller. Plenty of people on here share your view. Martyrdom is unnecessary.

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