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Eli Sarver

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#1 Ned Ludd fan


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Gotta use the "retvrn u"

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A game of "that's"

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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working with a guy who used to build mansions in exclusive neighborhoods and he's said about the same thing "they only care that their house is bigger/better than someone else's, no room for creativity"

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I've thus far found very few people worth blocking on here mainly because the really bad ones get run off quickly.

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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wonder if big patrons are behind the private car population? (the only people they regularly deal with, try to get endowments from, etc.)

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This is why I just block, they can't take that away from me.

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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*sudden exit door

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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so call it the list of nazis and transphobes and fascism apologists. see what happens.

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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Breitbart will not be normal.

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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you sure about that?

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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woken up (early no less) by my brother in law pulling up looking for his phone. because fuck my day off.

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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when things are fucked up enough that this seems possible, rather than a prank, etc.

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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IIII is my favorite kind of four

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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search the fucking internet instead of MAKING SHIT UP JFC

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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auhhhh!!!!!

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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I keep seeing the same goddamned cybertruck ever time I go to town. I am tired of seeing it because it's wrapped advertising for a weed superstore in Branson, MO

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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stop dumping dust into your vent maybe!

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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truly goldfish at that age

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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thought this was Jon Bernthal for a seond

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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idk man i hope its the newer stuff that isn't made from vinyl chlorides. that stuff outgasses like a motherfucker

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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the perfect frame doesn't exist...

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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you see, the presidency is like a time machine

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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holy shit, this too: www.bratproductions.com/mixes/mashup...

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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Me: The perfect mashup doesn't exit-
The Universe: www.bratproductions.com/mixes/mashup...

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Big mood

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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IDK what gamma is male is but he looks like me. Or David Bowie

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That looks like the interior of their sunglass stores.

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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Had one of these in my EOS 5D. Very slow but decent capacity was its strong suit.

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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Silver alert!

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It fulfills all of your Steveing needs!

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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ok, let's give this guy a shot

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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Yeah, it's pretty telling that there's no young firebrand on the D side. Or that there was and they probably got primaried after they stepped out of line.

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Is schedule F him involving the Failsons of america?

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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yep, it's a stroke

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imagine being more mad at one person who said they won't vote for biden than the entire democratic party who is doing their best to support genocide and alienate everyone who would normally vote for them. get some fucking perspective

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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NEWSWEEK NEWSMEEK NEWSMEEX NEWSMAX

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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no not a bribe, officer, good things is what I call my pp.

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sovcits are sitting up on the edge of their seats rn

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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the key is the subtle "karmic" nature of the request.

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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you say "if you let me go on this, good things will happen" and then when he lets you go, *then* you bribe him. Simple.

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and in a bordering state (GA) it's a crime to call it anything else.

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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retire an old one every week, too

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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"all of our managers are gay and lesbian, but we're willing to spit in their faces if that helps" Seriously, management at my local TS is very pro-homo. In rural AR.

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oh caving to the brownshirts, great.

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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wait, is the store tractor supply?

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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I mean dogs are higher than them, but don't use dogs as a measuring stick; rude to dogs

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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this is Welsh/Scot/Cornish erasure.

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🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥!

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