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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
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I love learning about history.
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It's my favorite meal of the day.
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That's so interesting.
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Absolutely appalled by my own pun here. If I become the kind of person who says purrfect and meowvelous then please block me for my own good.

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Today's Low Quality Facts are brought to you by this cactus cat scratcher. Or as I like to call it, the Catcus.
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That blows my mind.
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I never would have guessed.
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Incredible.
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Wow, you learn something new about bats every day.
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I somehow never knew this.
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I love elephants.
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I can't wait.

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He will always be my favorite president.
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If you'd prefer a patriotic sticker that I can actually recommend in good conscience, then allow me to introduce you to this absolute gem.
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Today's Low Quality Facts are brought to you by this patriotic sticker. It's perfect for people who love to brag about how much they love their country but still won't take the time to learn what a fucking amendment is.
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You can blame the Supreme Court for the death of America, but please don't forget the downward spiral began when Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest banned Joey Chestnut.

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Well now that AI has ruined all the results, it was probably more useful back then.
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When I was a kid I would ask adults "When you were little were fireworks in black and white?" That was my go to joke. It always got big laughs. 4th of July was my time to shine.

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He could have been the very best, like no one ever was.
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I want to go there.
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Finally, an answer to life's greatest question.
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I'm surprised that Jefferson made the cut.
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We made a comic about Pride Month.

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My fan club keeps growing by the day.

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I love dinosaurs.
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Oh, and upside down square. It's like a regular square, but the other side of it that you normally can't see.

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Today's Low Quality Facts are brought to you by this shape shifting box. They claim it can turn into over 70 shapes, which is impressive considering I can only name like 7 shapes. Box, flat box, circle, less round circle, triangle, Egyptian triangle, and stop sign.
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It was a culinary miracle.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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That's so sad.
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I sure wish it didn't.
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He must be ancient.
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Genius but evil.
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They are true patriots.
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I love Ryan Gosling.

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If that last sentence was too wordy I am trying to say that my thoughts are GARBAGE.

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Today's Low Quality Facts are brought to you by this dumpster pencil holder. Finally I have a way to express my thoughts through a perfect visual representation of my mind's inner workings.
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Sometimes ROYGBIV is GIBVORY.
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That makes sense.
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Almost too wild to just be a coincidence.
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I live in the wetlands.
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That's crazy.
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I never would have guessed.
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We made a comic about wheels.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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That's crazy.
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Can the president still officially label you as a terrorist and have you killed in another country? Maybe. But is it harder for the assassins to find you deep in the heart of the Bolivian rainforest? I'd like to think so.

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Today's Low Quality Facts are brought to you by this passport holder. I'd advise everyone to make sure their passport is somewhere safe in case they need to flee the country, since apparently the president can now just decide to have you killed for no apparent reason.
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Supreme Court: The president has immunity for official acts. Biden: Wet socks. Supreme Court: What? Biden: Official order, new uniforms. Wet socks, tight bowling shoes, thick wool robes. Get em on.

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Martha Stewart does not mess around.
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