mattie lubchansky

@lubchansky.bsky.social

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award-winning transsexual comics idiot // boysweekend.biz

mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:38 UTC

playing music is so good man. primal. closest i get to this

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

you don’t understand. the unrepentant transphobe was declared Special Boy by a family of nazi pedophiles

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

t o n i g h t

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

i gotchu lol

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:00 UTC

thank you. i think im having an Episode

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

that’s exactly correct. that’s how you should be hearing it

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

t o n i g h t

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:52 UTC

going to start telling people i’m 5’14”

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

finally! some frothing, genocidal transphobes are in power in the UK

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

no!!!!!!!

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

what

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

thinking about all the great content i’m going to make about getting legally hunted for sport under the Transsexual Control Act of 2026

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:09 UTC

i also love to search where a nice queer bar to hang out at in a new place is and get “going to x bar on y night is a good place for gay men to have bathroom sex”

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

elaborate

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

what

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

hey why not. relay them. right now

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

what

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

thinking about starting an annoying and complicated bit where i insist that im “a theyfab”

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

the horror one i am doing the EYEBALLS emoji at and towards

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

what you’re observing is: some people that have “Got ‘em”

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

need people on here to better understand the concept of “havin a laff online.” sometimes people are simply havin a laff online

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

no for sure! i’m just blowing off a lil steam

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:47 UTC

alright. i’m having a little laff online

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

p a i n

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

acceptable

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

i love when people are like “great book! i read it in two hours!” cool that took two years to make and broke my body and mind entirely

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

god i love horse master…i think about it all the time……i also owe it a heavy creative debt for a thing im working on rn lol

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

ah thanks!

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

had a blast playing hues and cues. not Hues and Clues, which is illegal to say

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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

We had an absolutely wonderful time playing Hues and Cues with @lubchansky.bsky.social and @jayasax.bsky.social, but I still don't know what colors are or believe they are real.

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

T H I S F R I D A Y

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

hmm. wondering what’s up with “America” lately

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

newsletter going out today ~~ subscribe for monthly updates from yrs truly, free Forever lubchansky.substack.com

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

oops | patreon.com/lubchansky

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

oops | patreon.com/lubchansky

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

happy pride to the guy who hit me with his shoulder and called me a faggot in the west 4th st station :) keep reaching for that rainbow girlfriend

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

haha thanks! can’t take credit for that one though, it’s an old vine played through my bass pickups

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

i keep thinking the condom bowl at the planned parenthood is free candy unfortunately 🗣️REPOST IF YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE FREE CANDY AT THE TRANSGENDER HEALTH CLINIC! 🗣️

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:39 UTC

oh no

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

cool. this place makes their own milk bread

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

hey sorry dinner ran late. is the empire crumbling. can i take a look in the morning

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

if you Still Have Not Purchased BOYS WEEKEND (mattie lubchansky 2023) there is a DISCOUNT on this bookshop list from autostraddle! bookshop.org/lists/75-que...

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

okay that's a good name. but imagine you showed up in a smart little suit with a bowtie and the american psycho poncho over it and maybe some rubber gloves. in a very calm voice you would speak barely above a whisper. Hello i'm Tidiest Joseph. that's what you could say

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

"Tidiest Joseph"

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

i can’t believe it. the bastards at the drug store have locked up the dang air

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

ME DMING SOMEONE IN 2032: hey. so i’m really loving your posts about the Swing Revival Revival happening rn but i suggest you think twice before platforming the Ch*rry Popp*n’ D*ddies again

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

shirt alert!!!!!! gender-reveal.creator-spring.com/listing/abol...

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

once per long rest i am allowed to cast "laminar flow" without using a spell slot

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