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Dan

@lucifer666.bsky.social

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Self-taught mechanic, loves to read, willing to help, stupid, useless, snake, caring, broken, heartless. All these words I've been called and more


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Excellent view

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I would say something about having fish tacos for lunch, but that's too derogatory for these fine women.

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I'd love to, but I can't.

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It's easier to get in with extra moisture.

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What if she loses?

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Plap plap the baa baa mama.

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Unfortunately, it was just another day for me. But I did manage to give my dog a blowout from most of her loose fur without being harassed, so there is that.

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She may not be able to surf the ocean, but I have a feeling that she can surf the waves of uphoria and pleasure like no one else.

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I'm ready to explore that fox hole. 👲

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That's when I'd respectfully tie her shoes and excuse myself.

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That's when you do her pussy until you're ready and then pull out and shove it in the butt to finish.

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More AI art.

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Fun times were had.

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She loves showing off that high-class pussy doesn't she?

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Wash her back only to make her dirty again.

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I wonder what kind of games we will play?

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Who cares? About what? About the fact I can't eat anything, or the fact that my dog can't get the help she needs, or how about the fact I'm still homeless? Apparently, no one. It's not surprising, really. I'm nothing special and never will be. Oh well, goodnight Daniel Goodnight Cain.

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But, it's ok cause at least I haven't been having any dreams of a lady trying to gouge my eyes out. Oh wait, that is exactly what my dreams have been like for the last week.

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I can't believe I get to eat only soup due to a messed-up jaw. But I can't eat anything with too much fat or big pieces. Otherwise, my jaw locks open, and I end up having to fight with it to get it back in and closed and end up with the runs cause of a gallbladder that is only 30ish %.

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Fine. I've been wanting to knot off inside a girl for a while now. 🙈

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I would say something, but I already feel like a degenerate. I don't need more people to think I am as well.

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I say she cashes in on her promise of drugs and fing. However, have everyone at the restaurant join in and have it turn into a wafflehouse orgy.

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Does that mean she also has a high class 😺 that can be enjoyed?

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Interestingly enough, I still read it with no issues. Hopefully, things will get better and easier for you so you can have a relatively relaxing day.

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I wonder if you gave her head pats and tummy rubs if she'd do that and more for them?

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She's totally breedable.

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C

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It's not fair, I'm already hor enough, and then I see this. (All joking aside, this is amazing)

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Being single is nice and all, until you get h*rny, then it becomes annoying and depressing.

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❤️ A

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It's like a mix between an otter and bear.

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Nope, it's funk-shu. And tigress seems to be a natural at it.

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So do I say she'd be nice to go down on, or how would that work?

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All I see is a pillow for my head at the end of a long day.

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Too bad she already has someone to wash her back.

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You make two very good points. However, I have no money.

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Scrumdidlyumtious. (Scumptious with pizazz)

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She has taken the weapon in and is running a detailed analysis on it.

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I like how I'm literally homeless and unable to eat anything yet don't receive any help. But politicians who make millions a year get billions in campaign donations.

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I don't even understand why I'm here. I have tried getting to know others by engaging in conversations, and yes, some of the stuff I say is out of pocket, but I thought I could try and find who I am for once instead of pretending all the time. Apparently not.

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They all look amazing. But also are missing something.

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Her feet may be on the table, but my face should be there holding them up.

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