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Luke Bonner@lukeybonner.bsky.social |
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Former basketball player. Current adult dad. Burlington Coat Factory influencer.
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Luke Bonner
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Sorry honey, you’re on your own for the soccer jamboree in October. I need to drive 11 hours to Morgantown that weekend to crush beers with Kevin Pittsnogle for 20 yr reunion of our 2004-05 WVU hoops team.
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When boomer dudes had a midlife crisis they’d buy a sports car and maybe do something to ruin their family. When millennial dudes have a midlife crisis, we plan 6 months out to meet up with our college boys for a few beers and feel guilty about needing to book a hotel room for it.
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In OKC too!!!
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😂
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I’ve always wondered about the proper tactic when it comes to distribution.
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Do you think they played well?
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Yeah, it’s become my favorite sport to watch. I’m still mostly dumb about it though. And this is my first time watching COPA.
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I don’t.
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Are these actually our best soccer players? Or is this like Bobby Portis Jr. being on Team USA?
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This is one of those games that makes me hate myself.
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Honestly fuck this dog shit COPA tournament.
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Hawk Tuah 2024
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Every COPA game feels like a men’s league basketball game in terms of violence.
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And1 mixtape ass notification…
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Thanks for the notification on this.
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My wife’s fam has a remote camp on a Lake Winnipesaukee island. It’s fucking gorgeous. No electricity or running water.. Youngest is on my chest on the dock about to fall asleep when out of nowhere, “Smooth” by Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas starts blasting from the boys camp across the lake.
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If the ice cream joint is cash only, you know it’s going to be top tier.
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Seattle Supersonics
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Easy to forget, but MFr WAS the heart and soul of Boston sports too.
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The Klay news is reminding me that Rondo played for 8 different teams AFTER parting ways with the Celtics.
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I’m not the right person to ask.
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Andrew is not wearing any clothing for his pedicure.
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If I’m Biden’s strategist, I would just bait Trump into talking a little shit about Kendrick and Anthony Edwards, then sit back and let those two do the talking from there…
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Beryl Strawderry
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You mean the league where the Boston Celtics are the reigning champs? Nah, I’d say everything is working just fine over there.
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Is soccer the sport where officiating can have the greatest impact on the outcome?
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The competition to land a spot on the NBA All-Corny team has never been this fierce. We’re entering into a golden age of corny.
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Tony Reali should be the moderator for presidential debates.
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There’s an easy replacement candidate fix here for the Dems: AI Joe Biden.
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And we’re talking convicted felon for corruption, not for some cool shit.
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I know we’re (rightfully) critical of Biden being the Dem nominee, but like… also a LITERAL CONVICTED FELON is the GOP nominee.
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I think the Dems/media are testing out reverse psychology as the Biden strategy.
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Not to make light of an unfortunate situation, and I don’t know what I mean by this exactly, but the Filipowski stuff is so incredibly Duke.
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Mfr said “honestly” and “tbh” in the same sentence.
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Being POTUS honestly seems like a mostly easy job tbh. Ain’t like it’s coaching the Boston Celtics or something.
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Speaking of debates, my dad really got a kick out seeing some dude where a shirt in Amherst, MA that said “I love to watch UMass Debate.”
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I’m willing to take one for the team and be president for 4 years while we hit reset.
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I wish my family was better at nepotism.
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I’m not sure the Lakers fully thought this through tbh.
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I dunno, the Bronny James shit feels like it’s gonna be an IRL version of Rookie of the Year.
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I don’t know soccer that well, but ole buddy’s hip check on Scally seemed on par with the punch.
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I dunno man. Seems like Panama is going with the “foul all the time cuz they can’t call everything” strategy and it’s working pretty well.
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That quickly??
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I just turned the game on… what happened? Why are we down a guy?
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Just turned the game on… what happened w the red card?
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Two weeks of sports camp shall be permissible for each kid in the summer, but the rest of summer shall otherwise return to a time of free play, flashlight tag, pool parties, and unsupervised mischief.
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As president, I will sign an executive order that no sport can be year round for a kid until they’re in middle school. And all pre-middle school youth games must be conducted during their designated season — fall, winter, and spring.
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You prude.
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Luke Bonner
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Wait, what is Al Kaprielian endorsing here? (cc: @macksimus.bsky.social)
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Same but for the nba draft.
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