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Lu_Sea_Em
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Saturday.
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Musician. Can't do maths. Everything I say is a weird, awkward joke.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Saturday.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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*Cockney Irregular* Just troofs.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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You're not stupid so in that sense, you do work. You work your clever cogs. And you don't do that for The Man which makes you doubly unstupid.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Are you the bloke who makes motivational posters for offices?
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Can't believe it's July & I'm still having to heat the pool.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Kate's less-popular brother.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Jacket Earthapples for tea!
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It's a good job you've got a great beard.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Bring back calling cucumbers cowcumbers.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Ha! Gutted. It'll be well out of date by now. And I don't have a cat.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Cleared out my email I haven't used in a year. Some fucking weird stuff in my inbox.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Can't beat a modern reference. *Waves to Geoff Capes pushing a budgie in a buggie*
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Thanks, Starmer. Tharmer.
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Some of us tried. Some of us don't have those toes. Some of us are sad.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Friday.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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I meant someone who deserved it, like Jimmy Savile or someone. Not just a rando on the bus. I'm not a *total* twat.
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I want to put it into someone's long hair & switch it on.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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One hour left of Skype lessons, but I've already mentally clocked off.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Haha new favourite!
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I like that whole sound you have there. Noice.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Thursday.
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This was like an Attenborough documentary but with less death & more headlights.
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This is very cute 🖤
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This is how Capribaras are made I'm not even sorry.
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That's more acceptable, I suppose, since they have a chance to read your body language and also determine you're not a weirdo!
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Lu_Sea_Em
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I'm sorry for taking your time. What a deliciously self-hating way to sign off. I'm adding that to future emails.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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I know! So rude!
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Lu_Sea_Em
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ha! Perfume nonce tho! Yeah, I did ask if it was perfume or wash powder. God I hope she doesn't think I'm a bloke. Fucking internet men fucking things up for women who just wanna know the name of a smell.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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It's been about 24 hrs and she hasn't responded. Oh well, just another thing to add to my 'keeps me awake at 3am' list, I guess.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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That really is an ace photo. Love the colours.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Libor Hurda stairs.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Oh bravo!
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I may have missed a pasta backstory here, so I'm gonna assume you were being chased by a giant ravioli or something.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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What, Wednesday, pasta, or a group hug?
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Wednesday.
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Fuck, I'd fuckin love this. I have a wall or weird art. He'd go right between sequin Jesus (with real human hair) and a painting of a woman with a big eye.
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An hour has passed. She hasn't responded. I'm on a list, aren't I?
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Lu_Sea_Em
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...aaand now I need a Thatcher wig to go put on her.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Here she is in her full glory, pre-makeover.
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In our little village there's a sculpture done by a (now late) local artist. Someone has put eye makeup on it and the village FB page is having conniptions. This is so great.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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An abstract piece about the placement of objects within a human space.
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ARGH!
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Will do!
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Oh heck, it's on 'seen' & she hasn't replied yet. UNDO! UNDO!
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Lu_Sea_Em
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Will do! If she replies to me. If she doesn't, I may cringe myself into 2027.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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I've done it. EEK!
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Lu_Sea_Em
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But I *am* a cannibal. I couldn't lie about that.
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Lu_Sea_Em
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That's a wily plan.
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