Madame Du Vide

@madameduvide.bsky.social

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Mostly here to laugh at all your snark. I take no bullshit. Compost the ruling elite and let their bodies nourish our offspring.

Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

I know it’s weird but one of life’s best pleasures: The full satisfaction of a clean area rug that you scrubbed for hours. Damn it feels good to see it like new again. Putting this hot day to good use to dry this massive thing.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

Yesterday, we went to a neighbor’s 4th party and the host asked us all to stand and sing Happy Birthday to America. Then announced he’s Canadian.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

I almost have enough chamomile for a cup of tea! ☕️🌱

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

Shucks. Thanks!

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

My solution for protecting my garden from the heat: bulk children’s umbrellas! Here’s hoping ✌️🌱

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:53 UTC

Play it at my funeral

open.spotify.com/track/35znXC...

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

😆 I’m too old and apathetic to be notionally worthwhile. Maybe in 20yrs or so.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

How I cackled at this

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

Tried to call and order a pizza for pickup and an AI answered. Don’t know how to process how bad it felt. AI. To order a pizza. I’ll say this, it made us go in to the store and order in person 🤷‍♀️

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

Same, cheese toast. Same.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

Fuck, man. I’m glad I found this I am slogging through this book and with every page I do not understand how anyone would enjoy it. About to go read the plot online so I can be done with it.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

Found my kid’s sun hat, first fucking try

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

We were gifted an air fryer by my FIL, who felt sorry for us that we didn’t have one 😆 We used it for two weeks and then it went back in the box. Takes up space, not that efficient, and it’s UGLY. Also there’s a PFAS warning on it, and we noticed a chemical smell when we ran it the first few times

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

Damnit now I’m waiting for Killer to come round
open.spotify.com/track/7iO8C8...

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

Hells yeah, negroni-in-a-can

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Everyone urged people not to watch the debate, but I wish they would watch it and then urge people to abandon the endless pundit analysis and infighting the day or two afterward. This place feels gross today.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

That last line about something in Trump “snapped” when he lost was damn good for Biden. Made Trump look unhinged, next to his measured boasting of America being the greatest. And fantastic timing.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

Every time either one speaks I feel like I want to crawl out of my skin

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Okay Biden, that was good. He did fire that General.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

nine months from today no babies were born

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

I had to turn the debate back on. I can’t make up my mind.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

Had to turn the debate off. It’s fucking horrifying.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

Who else is pacing around in horror and dread

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

My little lady picked out some fabric for her summer comforter and did a damn good job! Can’t wait to get it accomplished. Ice Cream Dreams 🍦🍒🌈

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

I guess we have a fun outdoor visitor. Everyone, meet Killer. Saw them running through the yard with a fat mouse so they can stay a while in our yard. Seen here, viciously taking over my hammock 😊

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RaphMikeyTurtle @raphmikey.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

Public artwork in Port Macquarie NSW Australia

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

Grass porn

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

Haha, I took a girl from Maryland home with me to TX and she picked out some boots at Cavenders. She took them up to the register and the 16yo cashier said, “oh these are so cute! I had a pair just like these when I was 12!” Destroyed the Marylander girl without even realizing it. A thing of beauty.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

Had a nice haul from our garden today! Arugula, Kale, dill, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and lavender. And a pretty great helper, also. 🌱

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 16:08 UTC

If, like me, you grew up with German family or spent time in Germany, you know the beauty of a Westfälischer Schinken. It is sooooo good. Edelweiss here in PDX makes the most legit version stateside, and it is perfection.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

You’re welcome! They have lots of styles, I have a summer and winter pair. I wear a 6.5 and the 6 is perfect.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

I also have to wear shoes in the house- I tried quite a few and ended up with these and they are so comfy and cheap! Bought from Bezos. I hope you have a great healing journey.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

Texas hot day in Portland calls for kolsch and brisket tacos at Matt’s BBQ tacos. Not bad, Matt.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

This will have to do.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 04:26 UTC

Very last gluten test tmrw, really wishing I was sitting at Zeitgeist rn having a pitcher of Death and Taxes.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

Angry lady summer has arrived

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

And maybe a Trader Joe’s.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

Oh that’s awesome!

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 19:15 UTC

Oh man I would love to have a Don Juan from Juan in a Million! My fave hangover food in Austin

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 06:31 UTC

All ppl in East Portland want two things. Silence and a better bottle shop.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:34 UTC

Bad news everyday? Well then, I really should get drunk.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:32 UTC

Bad news, you say? Well, then, I really should get drunk.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

So curious to know which food ball is their favorite food ball

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

Sounds like I may be creating a super slug with that combo

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 08:25 UTC

Fuck, y’all. I really enjoyed the before-fire times. So let’s all do a half a gram of mushrooms together in 5, 4….. it’s for the morning.

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

How often do you change it?

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

Seriously. I should put a big BAR OPEN sign over my beds now haha

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

My new slug traps are working pretty good! 🌱 Killed 6 in one night. Maybe my kale will get a chance!

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Madame Du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

Morning y’all.

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