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Lisa Tweets

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Warning sense of human, a ski instructor, published, all comedy


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Another flat!

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What size is the pan?

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Last to be eaten by a dog

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Tempted to go to hide these up trees, in cars etc

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New houses for all under labour

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Springwatch running the sport news

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Saw Daniel kitsons collaborator in Bolton Octagon and joined in, great fun acting for him

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Just stopped a fight

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The Chinese government block Facebook, Google and WhatsApp but using a vpn gets around this.

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Good marketing

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Got tickets

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Proud

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Thinking about a new T-shirt

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Always knew they needed prams

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Where is the way in for prayers? We all need it today

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When smoking prevention marketing goes wrong

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Michael showing off the altitude comedy festival t-shirt

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Gotta love the Newhaven Street names

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Why did he get a broken leg?

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Well if he is the champion

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New password from IT they are taking the...

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Just a little crush

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Peter Pan he can fly

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Well if you say its a cure

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Ai is...

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Taught the world champion freestyle dancer Chloe Lahoud today

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I would have written Dipshit

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Took a bit of balancing but just love giving random things eyes

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Daleks also have one master

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Man wears half a ball and balances a piece of paper on his head

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Cutting smiles with the joker

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Hope you get your smell and taste back within 2 years my 3 mates haven't

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Have you met my PC Printer

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Seek and you can learn any language

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Pigeon lands on alien spacecraft

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Big squirt got me in the eye

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And because it is in the wrong hands

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Tempted into a car with drink, drugs or puppies

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Got myself a cheap Leonardo

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Not gonna lie, I just make shit up.

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Who is showering in the bidet?

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