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maybe dui du do do do dow do dow is how you see it

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i think this realization finally got me to enjoy hardcore

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you can have multiple syllables in one sound

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ok maybe if you're adding the slides it's more like a dwink-do dow, do, dow

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enter sandman is possibly one of the most over played songs in the 90's. i'm pretty sure i've heard more than i need to hear

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maybe, i've been a musician since i was able to pick up an instrument. you might just be too white to get rhythm ivy

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i have hardcore or deathcore for you but no nightcore

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that bmw is also gonna be clapped out as fuck

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i'm almost jealous of all of you who have seen a cybertruck in all it's horrific glory. i live in such a poor area that if i see a bmw, i'm in for a treat

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you're doing enter sandman right? do-do, dow-do-dow

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it's do-do dow-do-dow, not do-do-do dow dow dow dow

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teslas suck but if they're also down to destroy the monarchy...

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dont do this btw

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hey girl, noticed you had your headphones so you obviously dont want to talk to anyone? maybe me tho?

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the day a cybertruck hauls a bed full of gravel is the day i'll go "ok, it's a real truck, still the ugliest and dumbest thing i've ever seen, somehow surpassing every other dumb truck on the road"

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idk if it's limited edition or anything but i've seen it for like the past 4 months or so

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i do also really love grape nuts like a fucking psycho too

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at the moment i'm on a tres leches toast crunch kick but i dont eat it often

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lol that's a great riff on the beto tweet

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but now that i'm looking at it it should be 2-3 not 3-4

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i understand it

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The hardest any Marvel comic has ever gone: Micronauts 10

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goddamn my doctor's office's hold music goes hard.

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fully same, i can talk someone into doing almost anything but i can't be assed to get out of my chair most days

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lol no ADHD? that's what gate/tag classes were for

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there is no depravity that Stan wont touch (approvingly)

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Gidget has become my "oh fuck, should i actually do this?" check cause I have to consider what I'm gonna do with her if I do something stupid.

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News from earlier today, my ball snipping procedure is scheduled a month from tomorrow. Getting the ice bags prepared.

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or if you cant get a dog, maybe like a hamster, i feel like a pet would help you out

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as someone who isn't a chef but has gone to school for a lil bit for it, it's true. normally in a real kitchen you're not going to have the oven do the broiling, you'll have the salamander which is an open air broiler. broiling is direct heat from above, it's a specific term

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it's also the only time you should have an oven rack at the very top, that's specifcially the broil rack

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broiling is supposed to be a direct heat rather than the indirect heat you'd also get with a closed door

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that's what that first indent in the door is meant for

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did you know that when you're broiling shit you're supposed to leave the door cracked?

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i used to hate hardcore stuff but i've been getting into it more recently. the new jasta song is really good but i think i might like it more cause chuck billy is in it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlKM...

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i'm also full of anger and angst and should probably start writing shit down

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is there anywhere nowadays to post like "death metal singer looking for band"? cause i really want to do that. i kinda have a corpsegrinder sound

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Israel just bombed a bunch of Palestinian children playing football. There's footage of the entire thing. Over 29 confirmed dead already. The West is complicit in genocide

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Here she is thinking she’s gonna get some lasagna after I just fed her

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I really need to find out which one of Gidget's nails is sharp as shit cause I have so many cuts on my arms right now it looks like I've been doing dumb shit to myself. Also she has some serious zoomies at the moment.

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wait you were being serious? let me laugh harder HAHAHAHAHA

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i looked it up and it makes more sense now, the block gets turned into a tooth and the metal part is the anchor for when it gets machined.

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it looks like you're supposed to plug it into your guitar

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why would you care about any of their opinions other than bernie anyway tho?

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Harris/Sinema, Girl Boss ticket

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italian is not a valid ancestry to choose from

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i would have too hard of a time not blasting the opposing shitter with the bidet

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