Duino D. Duck

Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

The distance has been hard with your toon boyfriend shooting a cartoon in the rainforest, but you video call every night. One evening, a peel of thunder causes him to leap out of your phone & into your arms. He blushes profusely. You share a tender embrace before helping him back through the screen.

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 11, 2023 at 15:39 UTC

I don't need "antidepressants" or "therapy." I need the cute cow waitress at the local toon diner to call me "sugar" with an accent thicker than the chocolate milkshake she just brought to the table

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

I know we just did a weekend-long party that hosted over 17,000 furries, but I have been back at work for about four hours and I think I'm ready for another one

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

When you approach things that way, I can never lose!!!

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

Rolling up my sleeves and preparing to utilize a rolling pin with extreme malice

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

THAT WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

Of COURSE I believe in “treating others like you want to be treated.” That’s WHY I’m always jumping into people’s arms and slamming two pies against the sides of their head. It’s WHY I honk noses and yank tails like I’m trying to start a lawnmower. I am laying an important foundation

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:41 UTC

Northern Maine or Vermont if you want to be dramatically removed from modern hustle & bustle and find someplace more charmingly rustic, western Massachusetts if you just like the part where you need to drive 90 minutes to get anywhere cool

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 21:22 UTC

Thinking very hard about how this is me & getting extremely excited about it!!! 🎨: Illimearu

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

After having some time to recover & reflect, I can safely say that AC was one of the best cons I've ever done. It was breakneck, it was crowded, and it was exhausting, but I have never had a weekend that truly had NO dull moments. Would LEAP at the chance to go again. I love this community, dude.

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

*sound of roulette wheels spinning before fireworks go off* MISSION CLEAR RANK: S+

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

Melody will probably take care of me before long and if that happens I think it would be hilarious if she became your problem instead

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 11:38 UTC

Likewise!! Glad to catch you!

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 09:59 UTC

Spent two hours in the Pittsburg TSA line. Even with an agent pulling me and a group to an alternate checkpoint, I had to sprint to my gate and made it with only two minutes to spare. It’s a good thing I spent my weekend having my nerves and my calves steeled, or else I might not have made it!

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 07:25 UTC

Escaping home from Anthrocon in the middle of the night. Lyft driver passed by the waterfront and I saw someone dressed as Santa pounding what looked like a bottle of vodka. The earth really is full of things. Thanks for an irreplaceable weekend, AC. 💚

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

Has my brain been warped by being at a furry convention all weekend or does my drink straight-up look like Bandit

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:25 UTC

Cracking open a Red Bull and feeling my energy go up while my health goes down like a warlock making a demonic pact I fly home at 6AM but until then I will be accepting all challengers. Who dares to throw down

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

The closest places to us are a PAIN to get to, so I was very glad to walk half a mile for a good plate of it.

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

On a hot date 💚🔥 (it’s the bulgogi, the bulgogi is really spicy)

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Anthrocon so far has been an insane whirlwind. I usually have more time to gather my thoughts but I am always going somewhere or doing something, and I love it. If I have still not bumped into you, you’re ordered to approach me with incredible speed

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

I have not been drunk in months it’s time to cut loose

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

Went to a bar for a quick bite to eat before heading to parties for the night. Ordered a cocktail because I’m on vacation. It was… very strong. Uh oh

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

Yeah!! Gator boys!! Thank you for the photo!

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Duino D. Duck @mainmandarin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

OK, I’ll say it. That was the most fun I’ve ever had suiting. Suiting with a second gator mixed with a crazy enthusiastic crowd was perfect. Stopped every twenty feet for a photo, always having people thrilled to see us. That was amazing. So next year I GOTTA do the parade. Holy cow.

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