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Wannabe Wood Nymph@maran.bsky.social |
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houseplants and soup.
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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Had a convo with a friend a couple years ago about buying out a funeral home to cut out some of the sales bs. Unfortunately even though they were selling, we were pretty broke and there was no way to convince a bank that being less predatory would be profitable
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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I was off bksy for a couple months what is this discourse lmao
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this might give off odd vibes but I’ve found people overall kinda like it when you attempt to clarify a situation and the ones who don’t probably ain’t for you anyway 🤷
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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no solid explanation, all conjecture. at the very least she enjoys you coming by and feels safe around you. be completely honest that you’re not sure if it’s flirting or not, offer a means to contact you and then clarify there’s no obligation.
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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jamming to post-hardcore while fiddling with spreadsheet formulas like the sold-out Midwest emo punk I am
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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handing someone one of their favorite treats while they’re tripping on acid is a delight for everyone involved just a little tip if you ever want to feel like a magical shopkeep in a fantasy story
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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is there anything better than having a lady afternoon laying dry and warm listening to rain patter on the fly of your tent?
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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nothing is quicker to build a sense of community than a bunch of neighbors all trying to corral their pets in the small shared basement during dangerous weather
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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my email for the new gig is just [first name]@[org].com I feel so special
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first day at the new job what’s up first shift people (you’re all insane for being awake this early)
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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delayed follow up bc I went home early from work and immediately passed out for 4 hours before even checking my temperature
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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I am in fact Sick, and about to be a real baby about it. someone bring me soup
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“Study finds having purpose in life may increase emotional resilience” look I know this is a college paper but uhhhh yeah? like no shit
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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oh no I think I Am Sick
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very frustrating day at work so far, opened bsky to distract myself and… man do I ever need a feed that’s just silly fun posts my main feed is busted
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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my ankle is swollen and my leg hurts and I have to go do a full field shift in the rain uuuuuugh
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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repo shows are wild. like they’re not satisfied with just profiting off of other people’s misery, gotta maximize that profit by televising it! problem is, watching someone try to figure out where someone else hid a whole ass airplane is so goddamn interesting
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neighbor asked if I had a screwdriver they could borrow but they needed a very specific shape and. boy oh boy. my inability to decide on a bit set when I bought my drill just came in clutch as hell. what bit DONT I have
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the number of my friends at office jobs who are complaining about FB being down right now is very telling
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The same people who say “why does everything have to be political?” are the ones who see a commercial for non-woke mayonnaise and go “fuckin’ finally!”
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someone on the bus is listening to My Hips Don’t Lie on speakerphone
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haven’t been on bsky in a minute let’s see… ah yes, Facebook is down and transphobes are the most brainwormed bigots imaginable. ok see you all later!
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drama at my friend’s workplace: a Palestinian staffer on their last day refused a hug from a coworker because they “don’t hug Zionists” now that dude is super hurt and threatening to report them to HR for supporting Hamas??
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you ever have moments that WERE moments but you know you wanted them to be moments. and they weren’t that’s why you should give me $36 per day to help you build your own business
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ignoring the ad in the middle, this is how I live my life 🍽️
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the construction due next to the office is blasting neutral milk hotel. not mad about it but very confused
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looks delicious!
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I want to make soup so bad rn. Literally sitting in my car scrolling soup recipes 🍽️
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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seeing the mobility aid shuttle with a flat tire is like seeing a fire engine with an engine fire. you’ve become the thing you swore to destroy!
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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I *should* be submitting resumes and cleaning but what I *want* to do is fiddle with one of my creative projects so due to indecision I will spend the next 3 hours scrolling bluesky
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Spotify has decided I’m in a math rock mood today and I’m not mad about it
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It’s wild what a decent paycheck can do for your mental health
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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got embarrassed halfway through sorry
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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if we’re being honest it’s likely jealousy - can we maybe get our fbi handlers to distract each other and omg I almost just wrote the horniest open I’ve ever posted on any social media lmao
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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@ameliamnesia.xyz I’m sorry to inform you that the government thinks you need to be nerf’d on account of being chill and cool on the internet
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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also if I click into this post on the notification that you liked it my phone freezes up. Now that could be an app issue BUT I hate to tell you this bud but I think the government is on to you
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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Oh man I’d really like to engage with a lot of other points but your engagement that baby formula is often stolen to sell is so ducking funny to me that I literally can’t
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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sure thing fucko
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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unlikely it will ever matter for this account tbh but I appreciate the offer
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your infographics were quite clear and concise I cannot find the line between flirting and engaging with the thing you’re doing uuuuohnk
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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ahh I should have known! I love takis. And if an offering doesn’t require sacrifice, what is the point?! I’ll split the difference - make a spicy soup with some munchies for you and the partner?
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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can you sit me down and explain your charts to me? ☺️ I’m legit interested in numbers and metrics but have a hard time focusing and I love hearing folks discuss something they’re passionate about
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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this I understand. I can leave either sage or produce as tribute but do not know the rituals
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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jess I never understand any of things you post and it has led me to the conclusion that you are a sorcerer of some type. I deeply respect your use of magic I think
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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omg I had no idea this existed! Thank you. I’m a millennial but lately feeling like I’m passing into a boomer era where I can’t quite keep up lol
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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feels like something bksy ought to be able to fix? like hell yeah you responded to my thing!! That’s exciting! But I’m not used to all the notifications rolling in and none of them were people talking to me. Blegh happy you’re doing fine tonight🥰
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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hi I’m gonna delete my previous bc I’m getting notifications every time someone replies to this reply -flaw of early Bluesky, I think? or maybe an easy workaround I don’t know? Either way, want to make sure the delete is clear that I don’t rescind my opinion, just trying to manage notifications
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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I legit won’t go to a chain store near me bc deodorant is locked behind glass. If you think ‘criminal gangs’ are making their money on deodorant and baby formula,you have no idea how poverty actually works
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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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It sucks that those were your choices. I respect your decision a lot as someone who prefers to hide - folks like you do give us something to look towards. wish you didn’t have to do it tho
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Long story short - weird disqualifications in the Hugo awards this year, lack of transparency about why people were disqualified. Now appears they were building dossiers on folks and any author whose personal politics might be offensive to certain parties were cut despite not breaking rules.
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