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Writing and quizzes: Film Stories, VODzilla, and The Film Quiz Podcast. Views: my own. Frequent topics: Doctor Who, James Bond, and Dexter the dog


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Sports! Sports!! SPORTS!!! July has lots of em, and this week, Film Quiz Friday has a full 30 questions about sports movies... send us your scores out of 30 as always please. @filmstories.bsky.social
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Tonight's Secret Screaming - In A Violent Nature! The first slasher-movie crosstrainer route, which might partly explain the number of walkouts. Ironically enough, it's a film that's gotta sit for a bit to vibe with it. Like an arthouse Part III of an 80s horror franchise that never was.

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Today's movie - A Quiet Place Day One! Throwing the Pig guy down the multi-million studio-franchise route coulda gone disastrously, but Michael Sarnoski knows what he's about - radical kindness and empathy, baby! Lower stakes than you're expecting, but a quiet banger, maybe the best of these!

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Some of this week's Film Quiz Friday questions have two possible answers - either way, they're about Emma Stone movies. Plus, teasers about production companies, movie clergymen, and the 2024 box office - scores out of 30 as usual, please! @filmstories.bsky.social

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Gesundheit!

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Wrote a bit about the three film adaptations of the novel a while ago. Matthau and Shaw. Olmos and D'Onofrio. Washington and Travolta. These tunnels don't change much, just the people in them...

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“Screw the goddamn passengers! What the hell did they expect for their lousy 35 cents – to live forever?” I'm on holiday so I'm revisiting one of my all-time faves, The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three. (And I'm definitely upgrading to that new 4K come payday.)

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Jowling: I am NOT BIGOTED, I am just VEWWY FWIGHTID that labour are going to wokely make it too easy for transes to exist, I must go through the front page of the Times for they WILL NOT LISTEN to a poor billionaire's concerns! Starmer: clear my schedules, we must listen to her! Jowling:

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Empire Of Death is a honkingly stupid and bombastic season finale, just like Papa RTD used to make. Here's my review, featuring mystery unboxing, Mortal Kombat finishers, and incongruous Traitors cosplay.

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What do you pay an exorcist for? Getting the hell out! Wocka wocka... Film Quiz Friday also has some questions about possession, exorcisms, and related cinematic ookiness, plus the usual hair-raising movie trivia. Scores out of 30 this week! @filmstories.bsky.social

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Who is The One Who Waits? When did Peter Ian Staker start working for UNIT?? Will Cherry Sunday ever get a cup of tea??? All these questions and (some) answers in this week's spoiler-lite #DoctorWho review:

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Honestly, if the only returning thing in this week's #DoctorWho is the big stupid TO... BE... CONTINUED!!! caption at the end, I'll still be buzzing.

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Tonight's film: The Beast. Didn't jive with the first half at all but it gets loads better almost as soon as George MacKay starts talking like Anakin. That's enough of a woman being mysteriously splintered through time for one night though - - let's watch Doctor Who.

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Banger of a comedy news story in today’s Times. It gets funnier and funnier with every paragraph until the punchline of “it’s all Apple’s fault that I [a man who visited prostitutes for several years] was divorced by my wife when she found out.”

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If you've not read Our Phil's eulogy for Scott Wampler at Fangoria yet, strap in for the wildest, most beautiful and wholly fitting farewell you are ever likely to read 💙
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(Could well just be what it says on the tin, but equally, if it is something tied to that big scream-worthy ending they're promising in episode 7, they're not gonna just put it on the EPG where 27 nerds will see it five days early, are they?)

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I've been wrong before but I bet this will be even better than the bus episode of Inside No 9 when that was on.

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And my review of this week's second Netflix pastiche on the bounce - Parliament is dissolved at the mo, but I wish I was more pro-Rogue.

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Oop, broke the thread, but here's last week's:

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This week's biggest Film Quiz Friday question is "Or WHAT?", with a whole round of complete-the-title questions. Other subjects include movie studios, comedy remakes, and horror Pooh - send us your scores out of 30 please (or else?) @filmstories.bsky.social

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Curse Of The Ninth was my favourite Inside No 9 in a while, nice n straightforward but really well made and it properly gave me the wiggins in parts. Dying to see how they'll finish it next week, but if every series has at least one instant classic, I think that might be my pick.

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Tonight's film - Sting (not pictured)! An absolute banger of a horror comedy, properly funny and nasty, it lands somewhere between Joe Dante and early Peter Jackson, and it's just a hoot.

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What's the Tom Baker connection in this week's #DoctorWho? Read to the end of the spoiler section on my Dot And Bubble review to find out - the rest is spoiler-lite, but the episode is a banger and I've hardly stopped thinking about it all day.

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Really hoped #DoctorWho would cheer me up tonight but OOP, fucking hell, that was a lot. Good though.

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Holy shit, he was convicted on Covfefe Day

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This week, Film Quiz Friday is brought to you by the cursed knowledge that Samuel L Jackson voices Garfield's estranged dad in that new Garfield movie. 30 film-related questions, including some melon-farming quotes in this Friday morning quiz. Share your scores!

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I think it has one of the worst, most tossed-off epilogues I've seen in an otherwise good movie of late, but there's so much else to recommend about this. Nobody, least of all me, asked for another Omen movie, but Arkasha Stevenson really made it worth all our whiles.

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The First Omen! Ee, if you were waiting for a gnarly, pro-woman nunsploitation movie, two came along in cinemas at almost the same time! Well, one and a bit anyway, this is weakest when it's being a prequel, but it's remarkable that this franchise extender even holds a candle to Immaculate.

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Someone told me Sunak had done a speech with his back to camera, and I had to go and check BBC News 24 myself to believe it, and it’s true. Absolutely amazing.

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I can't wait to hear the accent that Tom Hardy is going to come out with to out-Blanc Daniel Craig...

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This evening's film: Furiosa! George Miller and Chris Hemsworth know what we all do but daren't admit - the only kind of freak who will survive in the trouble to come is that mad "democracy manifest" bastard from that arrest video.

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Here's my review of this week's "elevated horror" Doccy Who - ambitious yet ambiguous, it's RTD in mid-A24 horror mode.

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Expecting lots of traffic for this edition of Film Quiz Friday, which features questions about motors and motorists in movies, and a couple about Mad Max too. Take yourself to the gates of Valhalla but send us your scores out of 30 as well, ta. @filmstories.bsky.social

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The latest in an occasional series of great wrong answers from my pub quiz: Q. In 1994, which boxer became the oldest World Heavyweight champ, aged 46? A. George Formby

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Not preparing for rain when it's already raining is the most beautiful little metaphor for this government

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Sneakily booked 5th July off work when there were first rumblings of a dog in the playground earlier on. I don't take anything for granted, but I plan to drink pints, watch results, and laugh like a pirate.

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There are lots of reviews and news stories coming out of the Cannes Film Festival again, so I'm reposting my scientific guide to the wildly overlong standing ovations that different premieres get, from the objective viewpoint of someone who doesn't get invited to those sort of parties.

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BOOM, baby! Written by Steven Moffat, this sci-fi suspense thriller is an absolute banger. More rambling here:

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Fancy another quiz? Go on then - this week's Film Quiz Friday has a new batch of 30 questions, including another round about different movies with the same title. Send us your scores out of 30!

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Tonight's film: Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes. How often does your monkey think about the Roman Empire? This takes a while to get to the really interesting bits (read: Proximus' whole bag), but by the end, it's as thematically rewarding as the best of this mad, mad franchise.

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We're so BACK, baby! (Space baby!) I'm reviewing Season One-ish of Doctor Who over on VODzilla, starting with the chaotic, flabbergasting double bill of Space Babies and The Devil's Chord...

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Very much enjoyed the big Season 24 energy of the Doctor Who double bill. Supposedly serious people will call "panto" but there's a renewed grit and purpose underneath all of its fantabulous nonsense. Next week looks more my speed, but this is loads of fun too!

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Just discovered that Brian Butterfield's pod-pod-pod-podcast has finally uploaded a new episode, woo hooo...

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It's Saturday morning. You went to bed instead of staying up til midnight to watch #DoctorWho tonight. You're woken by a knocking at your window and

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