Martin Nutbeem

Crafty Cow @craftycow.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

While everyone** is on a high with hope for the future... Can I interest you in a small struggling business with a hungry and very cute cat to feed... >>>>>
craftysharp.etsy.com

**OK not everyone
#CatsOfBluesky

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

WHAT?

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

[slides up to you, hands over a hot drink and smiles hopefully]

#totp later then?

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

Did you know Sir Keir's first act as Prime Minister is to change the National Anthem to Happy Talk - of The King and I/Captain Sensible fame.

He's a massive fan of Rogers and Hammerstein musicals & can often be found dressed as cavalry officer Lt. Danny Gilmartin from Calamity Jane.

#SirKeirFacts

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

#MisgenderAMonarch

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

I'd prefer you showed some class and called him King Charlie Sausage Fingers III.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

Yes but also: And christ knows where both Rasta and Danger Mouse fit into this?

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:01 UTC

We used to be a country etc etc

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:00 UTC

Yeah, seen some name calling and mutual blocking but much better vibes. Much nicer.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:36 UTC

Stroke during his maiden speech. C'mon!

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:51 UTC

Stupid intergalactic copyright police.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:49 UTC

He's a fuckwit gobshite. That's it.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:47 UTC

He's no Lord Buckethead 😉

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:39 UTC

Outside of the main parties you get a mix of people doing it for lols, single issue protests and absolutely unhinged types.

Probably one of the most well known of these people is "Lord Buckethead"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Bu...

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:34 UTC

No, so long as you pay the £500 deposit you can stand and dress in any way you see fit. If they fail to gain 5% of vote they forfeit the deposit.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:23 UTC

She was standing in Bristol Central. Under 200 votes. Pitiful.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 09:25 UTC

Seems too complex. Do you have it with less nuance?

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 09:16 UTC

Sorry to read this Col, fingers crossed it's all fine.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:59 UTC

There is a positive. He can spend more time with his big dinners.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:57 UTC

Winning hearts and minds 🙄

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:52 UTC

Hah.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:48 UTC

My mum is in his (ex) constituency. She's small c conservative. After Brexit and Partygate she couldn't stand him. She's delighted.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:46 UTC

It's going to be interesting watching them play out their various fantasy roleplaying. The inept and the deluded will be far more vocal than any of the more balanced* voices. *Term used loosely.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:41 UTC

I keep chuckling about this Jack ❤️

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:39 UTC

I endorse this sentiment.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:23 UTC

The whole South West is looking much better! [Glares at Bridgewater, Wiltshire and bits of Devon]

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:01 UTC

Hah. Grrrrreat days.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:59 UTC

This Talkingheads tribute act is a bit shonky.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:58 UTC

Great alt text game.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:50 UTC

I assume you're aware of Lord Buckethead's work?

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:30 UTC

Has he lost?

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:28 UTC

Descent? FFS. Decent, obvs. God I'm tired.

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