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ELITE 8 HALFTIME SCORES
Amerie 206, Electric Six 108
Ke$ha 210, Nelly 155
Lots of game left! Read, listen, vote by 9am 3/26 at marchxness.com
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What it does—to borrow a line from a dance hit from an earlier decade—is take those lies & make them true somehow. That's a little miracle in a mostly discouraging era. "Ladies" may not go home w/ the @marchxness.bsky.social trophy this year, but I'd like to praise it for that, at least.
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"Single Ladies" is a performative utterance in ways that are unique in @marchxness.bsky.social. By calling out the DJ's move, it exposes & cancels the coercion, &—best of all—it turns the coercive moment into what it ostensibly was in the first place: a celebration of single ladies' agency.
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But I WILL bend your @marchxness.bsky.social ear about "Ladies" for a second. Consider the moment it describes—ostensibly empowering but coercive in practice—when a DJ asks the unattached women in the club to make themselves known & available to be hit on w/ maximum efficiency.
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If somehow you have not yet read the @marchxness.bsky.social essays by Hea-Ream & Avery, please do; both honor their respective songs as arguments as well as, y'know, bangers. Vote for your favorite! I ain't tellin' y'all what to do here.
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The @marchxness.bsky.social bracket is full of songs that are infectious & expressive, & several that want you to literally DO something ("5 hops this time!"), but only 2 (I think) that deploy their full rhetorical potential. Both feature Beyoncé. One cannot advance.
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My @marchxness.bsky.social vote's going to "Friends," which has a bit more going on: more sarcastic than ironic, more self-critical than self-conscious, playing for higher stakes. Also, again: "This is the drugs stopping myself from stopping myself from dancing." SO DANCENESS.
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Choices get painful in the @marchxness.bsky.social Elite 8, y'all. @erinkeane.bsky.social & @katecarmody8.bsky.social have written evenly-matched banger essays, & these are both great songs, swimming at the same confluence of dancer & hipster. Tough call!
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& on this @marchxness.bsky.social Sweet 16 re-WATCH, what struck me in the "Club" video is the damn yellow legal pad. Love it!
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On this @marchxness.bsky.social Sweet 16 reread, I really enjoyed @kjmoulton.bsky.social's juxtaposition of Eliot & Nelly: both ridiculous & smart—much like "Herre" itself—& a great way to make the case for Midwestern high-horse descending. (Also: "People can relate to the *process* of the club"!)
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I really like @dfsingleton.bsky.social's "Club" essay—esp its attention to the 1ST TIME we hear something, which seems important to the experience of a lot of these @marchxness.bsky.social songs—but I'm sticking w/ Nelly & @kjmoulton.bsky.social here. "Herre"'s got a bit more too-muchness!
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Neither of today's @marchxness.bsky.social matches is especially close, w/ "1 Thing" extending its dominant run. It's a good song! Might be the last appearance for Andrea essay on "Yeah!"—& how its ubiquity unmoors it in time—so be sure to catch it!
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No sleep for you tonight!
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SWEET 16 HALFTIME SCORES
Electric Six 90, No Doubt 71
Ke$ha 104, Sophie Ellis-Bextor 71
Plenty of game left here. Read, listen, vote by 9am 3/21 at marchxness.com
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Oh hey, @marchxness.bsky.social gang, y'all have heard this, right? (I thought about writing about it for Faxness, but then I thought: oof.)
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I continue to dig how the funny bits of @jnicholasgeist.bsky.social's @marchxness.bsky.social essay make the affecting bits more affecting, & to dig Luuk's linkage of "Murder" to a specific adolescent memory—which reminds me of the ferry in Duras' THE LOVER? But, y'know, more danceable?
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Kesha's up, but Sophie tends to make moves after dawn's rosy fingers brush Europe, so keep an eye on this one. "TiK ToK" is pernicious & "Murder" is growing on me, so that's how I'm voting—but don't miss either
@marchxness.bsky.social essay!
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"Danger" has been a good @marchxness.bsky.social rediscovery for me; I barely registered it back in the day, & I appreciate it's Ballroom Blitz / Rocky Horror energy. And I'd totally forgotten how "Hella" goes disco in the bridge! Nice touch! Vote vote vote!
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The east half of my @marchxness.bsky.social bracket is 100% wrecked—so liberating!—so I have no horses in today's matches. How to vote here? Read Kelly's & Andrea's essays: very different & both great. "Hella's" dancier—yet I'm leaning "Danger"? CHAOS!
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Obviously don't miss Danielle's very smart & funny @marchxness.bsky.social essay on "Bad Romance," including the irresolvable simultaneity of "free" & "freak"—not a pun but an aporia, in keeping w/ this song's (improbably successful!) attempt to do All The Things.
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Plus it has the @marchxness.bsky.social misfortune to be up against the "Bohemian Rhapsody"-level WTF-ness of "Bad Romance." I mean good lord. There are musicians—successful ones—who don't have as many ideas in their whole careers as we hear in "BR"'s 5-min runtime. & then there's the video!
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Gaga's pulling away in this @marchxness.bsky.social match: probably also the right outcome. "BL" is great, obvs, but its rhetorical achievement—glossed impressively by Avery Ferin—is kind of a practice run for a still greater achievement in "Single Ladies"?
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I've often wondered (& @marchxness.bsky.social & @katecarmody8.bsky.social's essay reminded me to check) whether the 1975 has acknowledged that "Sex" clearly began as an attempt to cover "Friends"—which led me to Matty Healy calling "Friends" "the cool guys' 'Mr. Brightside.'" IT'S ALL CONNECTED.
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Looks like LCD is pulling away—& that's the right outcome, but don't miss @ashiepants.bsky.social's @marchxness.bsky.social essay on "Dirrty" & growth via doing bad things, which gets better the more I think about it. @katecarmody8.bsky.social's on LCD & blooming late is also fantastic!
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I've been thinking during @marchxness.bsky.social about how an earworm can result not just from a melodic hook but from a singer's surprising pronunciation or intonation of a word, like "kiss" in "Danger" & "fur" in "Low" (which you should vote for):
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That would also be a good song potentially
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Ooof. I don’t love either of these songs, but guess what? I’m absolutely enthralled by both of these essays. This might be the championship match, played early… unfairly. You will pick a winner but only if you vote!
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Y'all know how I'm votin', but if you still haven't gotten to
Sara's and Hea-Ream's essays, don't miss 'em. They're a great pairing: big moods & big ideas navigated w/ the right amount of grace & control—i.e. plenty, but not TOO much. Both are @marchxness.bsky.social high points!
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You've heard it a million times, @marchxness.bsky.social gang—but listen to "Single Ladies" again. This arrangement is insanely good. The low piano stab at 0:42, panned left? That repeats balanced in both channels? Setting up the entrance of the synth bass? SO GREAT.
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I particularly dig the way she sneaks up on 2P by way of the subjunctive ("You should only continue reading if...") which seems very immediate & conversational. At some point I'll have to revisit all this year's 2nd-person @marchxness.bsky.social essays. Not tonight! Vote vote vote!
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Read both essays for sure! All @erinkeane.bsky.social's well-chosen associations & details—Zinner's keyboard sound etc.!—keep sending me down rabbit-holes, so to speak... & while there've been a bunch of good 2nd-person essays in @marchxness.bsky.social this year, I think Caro's is my fave.
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Both of these songs are great: "Low" b/c it's deeply committed to the bit, "Off" b/c it's not. The YYYs have lots of ideas; it's not clear that Flo does, so he's ALL IN on this one. The YYYs are cool. Dancing is many things, but it's not cool. My @marchxness.bsky.social vote is for "Low."
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A close match, & a real clash of the titans. I've been thinking of @angermonsoon.bsky.social's essay & the idea that "to write a great dance song you must love the song more than its subject" & commit to the bit. Very applicable in the @marchxness.bsky.social Sweet 16!
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SWEET 16 HALFTIME SCORES
Beyoncé 99, Shakira 50
Yeah Yeah Yeahs 130, Flo Rida 128
Bey's looking strong so far but the other match is TIGHT. Read, listen, vote by 9am 3/19 at marchxness.com
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