Mat Johnson

chatham harrison is tending a new garden @chathamharrison.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

Even a tepid choice can be a momentous change when the alternative is evil

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:08 UTC

See—Biden looks spry.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

Ben Franklin wasn’t hot, but he was thirsty.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

People are tripping; I'm sure Biden'll be younger by the next debate.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:56 UTC

Today I listened to a bunch of rational Democrats tell me to stop overreacting and then I went back and rewatched clips of Biden in last night's debate and they're fucking crazy.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

Just throwing this out there—there's no law that says a dog can't be President.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

Surprisingly, Barrett dissents.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

SCOTUS rules 5-4 that they're in charge and can do whatever they want and you can go fuck yourself

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

Biden actually had a good debate for a man who's way too old to be president.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

Supreme Court rules 5-3 Trump can punch you in the face; Thomas concurring.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

Jimmy Carter’s still alive—I’m just saying.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

I’m really disappointed in Mountain Dew right now.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

My biggest question from the debate was how many edibles can I eat tonight and not die?

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

CNN gets so excited when they get "Dems In Disarray" for Xmas.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

A new flagpole was erected at the Alito household from watching this.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

At this point in the debate, the best Biden can do is go for a knockout. I mean literally, like hit him with a chair or something.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

Well, at least he’s gonna jail Comey.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

I wrote it 4 minutes ago and honestly I already can’t remember which.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

If he gets in the White House, he ain’t coming back out.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

What if we just don’t have a President for a few years—can we do that?

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

This is not a serious country.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

somebody ask him about sharks

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

oh we're fucked

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

Can we just get potential SCOTUS picks to debate instead?

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

Can a POTUS get a lozenge??

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

ain't they gonna tap gloves

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

I'm just watching to see if/when dude completely loses his shit.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

This One Weird Trick Will Save Democracy

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:57 UTC

A debate where one guy has to prove he’s not crazy and the other guy has to prove he’s not dead.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

I'm surprised the candidates agreed to a vogue off to end the debate, but I must admit I'm intrigued.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

I'm gonna spell it "Januray" from now on.

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

Where was Nick Tortelli Januray 6th?

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

The Bear is back, and with it a wave of that genre of criticism called, "Let Me Tell You Why That Thing You Love Is Shit."

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