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It really truly sucks Can shoot the hooch tho
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Extremely dad online
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It really truly sucks Can shoot the hooch tho
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Listen, sure, okay. I would say that your anger on who is and isn’t rising to the stakes of this moment is woefully misaligned
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Alex does do that in the piece. The person quoted in the piece who minimizes the stakes is *Joe Biden*
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Kirshner was right. Joe is the prefired coach and Blue Sky is the rivals message board tearing itself apart by early October
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If Joe Biden is causing this much of a schism in *weird CFB internet* he is absolutely cooked
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Checking into say the story was fine and the Bowden kicker was a banger and people need to chill the fuck out
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I love Vonnegut but Breakfast simply was not for me
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[taps sign]
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Correct
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Even Florida?
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My barber has had to cancel three times this week this due to an emergency, and I have finally morphed into a former Alabama quarterback turned local newscaster
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“Lately” is doing a lot of work here but I really loved American Fiction
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Betrayal
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It’ll be on a 4K screen, but I don’t care if it looks like an Avatar movie, if that makes sense
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people who game more than me (Switch is the only console I’ve owned since PS3): would an XBox Series S be noticeably worse than splurging for the X/PS5, and do we think the CFB game will be fine on it?
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Perfectly acceptable ribs given time available that will benefit from a slathering of sauce and a reheat on the grill when dinner comes
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Doing the “cheat to make ribs in 2.5 hours” recipe today (Smoke at 325 for 90 minutes, then braise in sealed foil pan with apple juice for 60)
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Honeysuckle Blue is famous if you were in Atlanta in the 90s, so I’ll go with Isbell and Sadler’s cover
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Watching Star Wars. Daughter: “Wait is this a wedding?”
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“The opening ceremony didn’t do nearly enough to condemn France’s shift to the far right”
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This guy is the ultimate “this fuckin’ asshole” every time someone stitches him into my feed
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Glycopyrrolate. Have to be careful of dry mouth and eyes but I haven’t had any issues
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TMI SECTION! For years I’ve had one overactive sweat gland on the left side of my scalp that makes my life a living hell. After shower, doing any activity, showing up to the office, etc I’d end up with soaked hair and face. It is the peak of July and I am completely dry an hour after a shower.
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So I’m still on basically the minimum dose for this but, it’s… life changing?
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I’m seeing double. Four brain cells
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Our dining room looks like a Joel Schumacher Batman set
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Kids are in bed
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Already did, now at the pool
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[steps outside]
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See?
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Show off your contributions. The brats are in a beer bath in the grill but this has been ready for a day
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I lived bitch
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Lebron’s Lakers period feels like his “Montana on the Chiefs” or “Brady with the Bucs” era. Don’t tell me he is going to be there through three presidencies
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ESPN bottom line with “James turns 40 in December, has been with Lakers for 6 seasons” just made me feel five thousand years old
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Quiet quitting
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Truly why the hell do I do the Peachtree every year
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Approximately how many Solers would it rate?
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Forester is the best car I’ve ever owned
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Mad Men was so god damn funny when it wanted to be
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Drove by this place again. It is too big for the garage and the back is sticking out the door
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LEFT LEANING VOTERS: we have some concerns about the nominee DNC: great we’ll address them VOTERS: do you want to know what they are? DNC: absolutely not
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Just saying that I know your plight
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Amanda…. the Peachtree is in four days
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Similar to an argument I make to my MAGA parents, which is “Man we were tired of this asshole before he even had a reality show”
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In today’s case of making everyone else match your vibes: the woman in the upper deck at Truist Park wearing a NO PANTIES THURSDAY tank top
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Counterpoint: I’ve seen Veep
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I thought I was over the thrill of seeing a cybertruck. Then I drove by someone handwashing his in his driveway, and it was fresh, like the first time
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!!!
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