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Matt Brown

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I make stuff at Slack (but not the good stuff).

Brooklyn by way of London

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Want to feel old? Try to do this date-based mental arithmetic

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Sound-off seems like a preferable viewing experience tbh

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Since when was that stupid video an antisemitic conspiracy theory?

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They made a boobie

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Ok but what about FauxTime

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@darthbluesky.bsky.social you gotta move to Brooklyn my fren

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Just saw my first firefly of summer!

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Went there to celebrate becoming an American and it did not disappoint

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Love to see positive Slack coverage

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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Nothing scream "personal safety" like "guy who used to be a cop, but now is driving an Uber for unspecified reasons"

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Ok but there was also a global pandemic happening at the time, Breyer also opted out

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After the great exodus from Twitter in November 2022 a Mastodon user went around soliciting money using similar post/mention spamming, representing themselves as a POC artist in an almost-exclusively white space. They cycled through a few different accounts before being permabanned.

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ok just for insensitive stuff got it

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Yeah but the much worse thing is “15 million illegals deported”. That’s the actual fascist shit.

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I got confused by names — the Gerald R Ford Foundation referenced in the article has long-standing ties to the Republican Party and is 400x smaller (by asset size) than *the* Ford Foundation.

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I winced at the shot of old lenses getting crushed tbh.

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Jack’s current position has the intellectual rigour of a 13-year-old who has just read Atlas Shrugged.

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me and my brain worm love this show

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1 million followers yet no Wikipedia page indicates that you're incredibly good at delivering the most vanilla takes imaginable

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And it supports Darke mode

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Damn even the grocery store went woke

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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It’s every parent’s nightmare: you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a smartphone

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Harry Stevens's avatar Harry Stevens @harrystevens.bsky.social
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For my Climate Lab column, I made a map of how much nature is in every neighborhood in America. Spending time in nature is positively correlated with living longer & healthier.

🌳 Search the map and look up your neighborhood here: www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

1/6

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Jude Ellison Shorts Doyle 's avatar Jude Ellison Shorts Doyle @judedoyle.bsky.social
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Wegmans has an ethnic-foods section for B*itish people and it's a really harrowing look at what went wrong over there

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Ithaca *is* Gorges

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I feel like it’ll have a much harder time breaking through, for legal reasons — I bet its training data is mostly copyrighted works, and the recording industry has very good lawyers on its payroll.

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I firmly believe it was Kate who did the airbrushing. That’s the product of someone that’s never had a boss check their work before.

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Henry VIII

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I used to work for a publisher of children’s textbooks, and one of the things we had to look for in illustrations was the forbidden combination of animals wearing clothes and animals au naturel, because the presence of the former transformed the latter into degenerates

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Someone at the palace clumsily combined a bunch of photos so that everyone was smiling. Also airbrushed out something presumably innocuous.

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spirit vinegar is just distilled vinegar in a bow tie

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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The Jerk Store called. They're being acquired by the dick-sucking factory and your position is being eliminated. I'm really sorry, if you need a reference or anything please just tell me where to send it

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Root cause is historic gender discrimination at the council, requiring more than £1B in payouts over the last 12 years.

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But also his art is really not good! It’s bland hotel-room art that looks worse and worse the more you look at it.

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Thanks! This’ll be a good hackathon project!

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Slack used to connect to Twitter’s Streaming API, which allowed us to post to Slack channels via subscriptions. We shut down that integration when Twitter made that API pay-to-use. Does Bluesky have a similar API?

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For real a dude created a version of this at my last company, then showed it off at an all-hands hackathon. The first and last time I saw an erect dick on a PowerPoint. He was sadly let go shortly thereafter. RIP Vimeo After Dark

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slime mould gf's avatar slime mould gf @bigdog.gay
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help im falling in love with the slime lesbian from this research paper

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I want to add a modem screech to Slack’s loading screen. Today people are like “the P90 needs to be under 200ms” and honestly I think everyone just needs to chill

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Streisand Effect (Taylor’s Version)

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And also the scammers in the replies — “if you want help with Delta lost luggage contact @alexander11111 it happened to me and he fixed it”

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!jazbot whereami

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There are millions of photos of this bridge already but fuck it here’s another

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There are millions of photos of this bridge already but fuck it here’s another

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This is a historic district!!! That house they want to tear down was built in the 1930s!

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According to this paper, Mastodon is a much stickier destination for people attempting to quit Twitter than either Bluesky or Threads.