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Matilda Flapweezer

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Headmistress at the House of Wangs


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Connections Puzzle #396 🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Started out a mess but then managed perfect reverse order.

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@luxastarte.bsky.social I feel like you need this.

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Sending you all the love and support. ❤️

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Oh dear

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Matilda Flapweezer's avatar Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social
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Biden would win tomorrow if he took the SCOTUS decision and expanded the Supreme Court. It’s an official act. He has immunity.

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That’s fair

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Matilda Flapweezer's avatar Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social
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Tell her you had an abortion?

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Matilda Flapweezer's avatar Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social
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And once those babies are born, the GOP will do everything to kill them via poverty. Which will force more of those that survive into the military - where the GOP will kill them in wars.

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“Well she obviously has actual boundaries and work/life balance. She’s out.” 😒

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I’m sure this is happening because my resume hit Monster, Indeed, and my professional org job board. But it’s super gross.

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Then today and yesterday I had two different recruiters from the same consulting firm send me 3 emails each, at least one call each, and a text each - all for the same position that does not fit my requirements (I’m way overqualified). I had to tell them to go away, too. Because ICK.

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I mean it’s less that than how SKETCHY they are. I had one call me and try to pigeonhole me into a pay rate without full facts and job description. Then when I pushed back I got told it had ZERO benefits. For a W2 job. Fuck your shadiness. Pound sand.

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Holy crap, there are some pushy/sketchy recruiters out there.

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This sounds like the opposite of relaxing.

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Ok but the key word here is “gently.”

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I have leather furniture which solves one issue…

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Of course they did.

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It was gross enough that I think I may do it again next week once everything is thoroughly dry.

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In my copious amount of free time, I just finished steam cleaning the living room carpet. HORK. it was grooooooossssss.

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Guacamole?

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Seen it? No. Knew that chickens are cannibals? Yes.

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Welp. Once again. Out of the loop.

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Matilda Flapweezer's avatar Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social
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It started as a meme about Ted Cruz.

www.motherjones.com/politics/201...

The “lawyer twins” refers to the Pgh lawyer firm billboards for Shenderovich, Shenderovich, and Fishman.

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Purple is the WTF and yellow is never the easiest.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Matilda Flapweezer's avatar Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social
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Connections Puzzle #393 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Purple was 100% process of elimination.

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Matilda Flapweezer's avatar Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social
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I’m sure.

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Matilda Flapweezer's avatar Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social
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Whelp. Time for D to dress up at Steve.

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Matilda Flapweezer's avatar Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social
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I see Johns Hopkins is desperately trying to rehab their image after the Maya Kowalski verdict. I mean, this is fantastic for med students, don’t get me wrong. But JH has its issues.

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BAH.

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Matilda Flapweezer's avatar Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social
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Wait. Are you guys getting Beryl?

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Matilda Flapweezer's avatar Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social
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I have long believed that American elections should be no more than 8 weeks from start to finish, primaries included. Primary Day should be the same for everyone just like in the General Election. Nominating conventions are worthless and should be discarded. Mail-in voting should be universal.

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I’m trying to decide if this is D, M, or K.

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🤣🤣🤣

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He makes me see god.

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Sign on local church: WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE? Me: My husband.

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Downtown is absolutely swarming with furries. It’s awesome.

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Is he happy to have his humans back?

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Connections Puzzle #390 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 This one was a fun puzzle!

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Pooo. I tried to find her on you tube (often things get cross posted) - no joy.

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It won’t let me watch unless I download TikTok! Argh. I’m out and about - I’ll see what I can do later to figure it out.

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Oh girl. Are you in Pgh? (I can’t remember) can I help?

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OY. I’m sorry the dating scene is such a bummer.

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I swear to god, if I had to be on a dating app I’d probably be like “here’s a pic. I’m a fat girl who is down to fuck. I have rage bees that live inside me. Also, I give a good back rub. Take it or leave it.”

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I’ve been surrounded by booms for the last 45 minutes.

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