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The woke death

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Drunker than you think. He/him, bi. A product of sex and violence slowly unlearning what the 90s taught him You post ai generated images? Blocked.


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Oh nice, that’s me tomorrow when I wake up

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But I could well start getting up earlier

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How early is first thing? I usually start work at ten so I’m a bit of a night goblin

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Opened the stream, immediate possum having a munch. Nice one 👍

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I’ve had a mug that’ll fit a pint of tea for about 20 years at this point 😅 honestly should stop drinking from it before it finally gets broken

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I feel the espresso cups, when I was in Paris I ended up going to the supermarket and buying some decent sized mugs 😅 not quite at that scale tho

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The first time you did and the aftermath would be the fuckin media event of the year

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Why the hell are you not a baseball commentator? 😂

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Seriously considering getting a utility kilt cuz fuck being warm 🤔

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Reminds me of a staffy puppy tbh 🤷‍♂️😅

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Yup he’s just grand 😂

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Uh, be warned of “diabolical kookaburra laugh“ in the first minute if you think they make horrible noises 😅

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youtu.be/6q4h43gmOLs?...

One of many 👍

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What. So what noise do they make?

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Oh man there’s an Australian bat rescue I follow on YouTube that had a kookaburra for a while and he was a right naughty cheeky lad, you want a link?

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Not at all, I’m six foot and I felt short af when I was in Amsterdam

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Images with sound, those.

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We’ve had the rule for how ever many years but I still click and watch the video every single time. Some days it can end up in my feed half a dozen times and I will still watch every time. It never gets old. I love it every single time I watch it

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Fuckin instablock that was 😑

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Tzeentch is also full of schemes that end up foiling themselves and other schemes, smart that ends up dumb so I’d say spoilt for choice 😅

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Should’ve heard me quietly encouraging a mid sized wolf spider that’d crawled up my leg and into my pocket to come out of there before it got hurt the other week 😅

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Brother, all your feed is you arguing politics so fuck off 👍

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Well that’s getting stolen for tonight’s activities 😂

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russians have destroyed the ancient building of Chersonesus founded 6th century BC. The artifacts kept on the location were taken to russia.
Some modern building is located at the place of historic place, making it impossible to reconstruct the original historical monument
#UkrainianView

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I read it was both, website has gone too.

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Closed back in April I think

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“You can take a boy out of mold but you can’t take mold out of a boy” too 😂

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Always had a soft spot for mold in wales near to Cheshire. Imagine saying you come from mold to someone 😅

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Nae bother, glad you’re feeling good 😅

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Glücklich in German is both happy and lucky, if you need a placeholder while we find something better 👍

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To be fair, if I punched the imax screen and got food I might do it from time to time 🤷‍♂️

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Big hugs from this person in your phone

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Why would you burn down your favourite cinema?

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Hold on, I’m at home why the fuck ain’t I on my wifi 😂

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Here’s to talking about them more, they fuckin deserve it ❤️

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The new "walk of shame" is walking back to a Cybertruck in a crowded parking lot.

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Dhrukari? I refuse to look up how that’s spelt 😅

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I knew I wasn’t cut out for government work cuz I take joy from your posts 🤘

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I start sorting your alibis

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I ended my night out drinking whiskey and cuddling chickens. Good to know I can still do the random approaching 40 😂

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Nooo, for fucks sake. Same kid you reckon?

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Suspended within the hour, nice

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Poor little sod, sounds like she’s getting there tho?

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It’ll keep any mosquitos away at least 😂

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I once got a litre of black blood of the earth and that was another level of perfect caffeination

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Just gone thru about a pint of it myself 🤘

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I get what you mean for raising steam but while reading it hit me hard that I was saying goodbye to terry in a way as I read it so it was still very worthwhile, if that makes sense

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