The proceeds from Mark Twain’s first lecture - arguably the origin of standup comedy - were seized by the SFPD to settle “bail debt” from when they had arrested him for reporting on police violence.
The show sold out.
He knew they would come.
He went on anyway.
“The Trouble Begins at 8”
"MAGNIFICENT FIREWORKS were in contemplation for this occasion, but the idea has been abandoned"
if I was alive in 1868 this would become my whole personality