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maura quint

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a loud obnoxious guy just cut in front of me in line at this busy coffee shop, quick someone make me president for a minute

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Arcturus SaDiablo's avatar Arcturus SaDiablo @asadiablo.bsky.social
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As an ordained minister, I hereby declare you president of that coffee shop.

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Charles S. Freeman's avatar Charles S. Freeman @cspencef.bsky.social
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You are president for as many minutes as necessary.

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Buy your executive privilege permit at officialimmunity.com from president Trump for only $199.

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