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The 2021 Bipartisan Infrastructure Law included funds to elevate 19 single-family homes in the Florida Keys. I love the Keys, but the cruel math says that our limited adaptation dollars are better spent elsewhere.
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When #Florida insists on being #FloriDuh
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And Beryl wasn’t far from that this past week. This isn’t supposed to be common.
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For some reason I felt compelled to look back at my earliest skeets (I mean, really? skeets?), and anyway, I totally stand by this one.
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Shortest game I ever saw in person came when Luke Hochevar, who never threw another quality start in his life, threw an 80-pitch complete game shutout for the Royals (when they were bad before they were good).
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Did they skip an inning or something?
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Honestly, Kansas will surprise you sometimes. Not too often, mind you, and occasionally in a bad way, but sometimes…
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I am no longer convinced that “adult” and “grownup” are synonymous.
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A long history, even pre-US history of exactly such characters.
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better:
Shrek to the Future
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But isn’t he an avid gardener? 😎
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You trusted this journalist?
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I feel like I should be writing one of those letters from Civil War soldiers that ended up in the Ken Burns series. “Dearest Eliza, the firing was relentless this day, bullets and bombs raining down like the beginning of the Apocalypse…”
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There will be no results from Midsomer, as everyone there has been murdered and there is no one left to vote. #iykyk
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With all this talk about fitness for office, it’s worth noting flagrant criminality, treason, and rape are not considered by the press to be relevant.
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OK, I’m never living in a town named Independence again. The fireworks may not stop around here until 5 a.m. I don’t mean the town’s official show, which just ended. I wonder if some of these folks are fantasizing about bombing enemy towns.
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Has it crashed yet?
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Moment of smug superiority: I canceled my NYTimes subscription more than a year ago.
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It’s all they do.
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That would be terrible for your health.
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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.
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May I make a small suggestion? We have arrived at a point where certain media outlets have fully taken up a posture of defeating Biden at all costs, so maybe take certain stories they publish and push with several grains, nay, shakerfulls of salt. (Yes, I’m saying they’re lying.)
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It’s a very obscure question but I did some research and it turns out that the president who led us out of the Depression and kicked Hitler’s ass was actually in a wheelchair? Who knew?
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Dammit, thanks for putting that thought in my head…(I know this is a joke, but will SCOTUS?)
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Clearly conservatives didn’t know Schoolhouse Rock when they were growing up. youtu.be/8_NzZvdsbWI?...
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What the actual literal Hell? (Referring to the linked article, not this post itself.)
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Burning coal is the most dirty, polluting, and inefficient way to get electricity.
As early as 1306, Edward I banned Londoners from burning it, due to its noxious smog.
So which countries are phasing it out the fastest now?
Greece and the UK lead the way!
Source: www.wri.org/insights/cou...
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Even better, yes?
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I am at this strange point in life where I feel more intellectually, spiritually, socially, emotionally, and physically without home than I have felt in longer than I can remember.
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At this point I’m ready to declare myself a denominational free agent.
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Eventually people will realize that if they aren’t arresting or even assassinating, they’re acquiescing, and they’ll decide they don’t want to acquiesce. And what happens then?
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Just to make everything better, my denomination voted to continue funding Cat 5 hurricanes (like Beryl), big ol’ tornado outbreaks, droughts, extreme wildfire conditions, etc. etc.
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We’re assuming that this Supreme Court won’t intervene in this election to make sure Trump gets in?
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Are we assuming that this court won’t step in to insure that Trump “wins” this election? If so, why?
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That presumes we have any opportunity to elect whom we choose. Is there any reason to expect this Supreme Court to let that happen?
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I repeat:
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sadly, “it’s racism” is often the correct analysis
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Are we not going to discuss how likely it is that the injustices currently seated on the Supreme Court will simply overturn any election result that they don’t like?
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I'm obligated to post this whenever a baseball metaphor is dropped.
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Some people might say that this is the biggest publicity boost the field has received in years.
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A Category 5 hurricane on July 1. Perfectly normal. So normal that it has never happened before.
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Cats don’t like them either.
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US Supreme Court: Make America Great Britain Again
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The landmark reversal nullifies all previously lawful forms of right and makes it very difficult for Americans to make ethical decisions or be generally decent human beings without facing criminal charges.
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Me, today:
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You are president for as many minutes as necessary.
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maybe seizing and arresting the Supreme Court majority for aiding and abetting an attempt to overthrow the U.S. government can be a "core constitutional duty" and an "official act," why not
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What kills me is that @theonion.com got all this *twelve freaking years* ago. www.theonion.com/supreme-cour...
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