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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

Bird machine.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

You totally beat me by about an hour. I have no excuse.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

AI won this round…

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

I injured my foot. My doctor said it was gout. It was, in fact, broken.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

They get their ideas from people like J.D. Vance.

www.nytimes.com/2024/06/13/o...

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:34 UTC

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

Schrödinger’s Chomsky.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

If the FCC fixed this, the conservative Supreme Court would reverse the decision because something happened in the 17th century.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

I’ve got it on 8 track.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

Yeah, that was purely fictional.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

One of these is not like the others.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

Same. Did we all miss the same? Is Hyatt really removing small bottles from bathrooms? Lol.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

I took it.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

It’s a righteous warning. Unfortunately, the titans of industry are so full of hubris, they will most likely ignore it.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Crossing the rubicon.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

I keep trying to pay my bills with bottle caps and now my landlord is evicting me.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 14:31 UTC

Are there any other kind?

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

Ackkk!

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

She’s just about figured out gravity though.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

Shout this from the mountain tops.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

I’d like to say something pertinent, but all I can come up with is, Wow!

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 01, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

Me, at airport today: Was that about our flight?

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

The only appropriate reaction in this situation is to behave like a cartoon wolf with your eyes popping out of your head and tongue falling onto the floor.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

Were you my 6 grade teacher?

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

Hanania's current newsletter is pure adolescent fiction. The way he reverently brings out the desiccated, moldy corpse of gamergate, turns it over in his trembling hands, eyes just barely watering, and coos at it longingly. Boy oh boy does he ever miss those golden days.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 18, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

Sweet Baby Inc. controversy making your head spin? Here’s a good primer.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 18, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

Sweet Baby Inc. controversy making your head spin? Here’s a really good primer.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

I thought Meta was breaking up with me.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

👀

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

I had to explain to my parents that, no, you cannot get syphilis from a doorknob when I was 16. My mother didn’t believe me.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 10, 2023 at 14:49 UTC

Is this cancel culture?

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 17, 2023 at 04:42 UTC

The police couldn’t be bothered with a suspected murder and dismemberment.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 17, 2023 at 03:48 UTC

This is the OnlyFans account George Santos is paying for.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 19:58 UTC

Fu**! And just as everything was beginning to go my way.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 22, 2023 at 13:35 UTC

When my in-laws called and tried to convince us to begin daily coffee enemas.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 22, 2023 at 03:49 UTC

It’s still a middle school lunchroom ultimatum, even with the changes.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 08, 2023 at 22:50 UTC

Speaker phone in airports! Closest I’ve come to a felony.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 20:43 UTC

Yes.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 20:42 UTC

That was a head scratcher.

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 20:39 UTC

Today, did they condemn it today?

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Maxx @maxxxv.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 20:01 UTC

Did they comment on the housing units destroyed in Palestine?

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