MEBenz

MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

What the fuck, dudes.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

Gasbag emits noxious gasbag fumes.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 11:01 UTC

I'll give em this: you can sing his "you're a vibes-based creature, etc..." to the verse of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar. That's talent, right there.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

I've been tasked with making sandbags....

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

I don't know, man. You're the influencer now, you tell *us* what to do....

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

I bring the goddam sprinkle, I'll tell you what.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

I dunno, kind of seems like a menu MAGA America would be into. "A handful of butter? Yes please, and super size that."

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

"Tom Jones and his American Accountability Foundation," on stage in 1966.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

"Wait a minute, are WE the dickheads?"

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:20 UTC

Wonderful. My list would include "The Poacher" "and "Anymore for Anymore" "Flags & Banners" and...well, I could go on...

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

Totally has a bed cover.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

Sutherland was in MASH the movie, not the TV show.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

A fair point. I am voting for Trump now!

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

A SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 11:02 UTC

Sounds like streaming Hot Tub Time Machine put him in a melancholy mood....

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 12:08 UTC

He's a fashion plate, doncha know...

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

Shocking development. Police union leaders are usually stable well-adjusted calm and reasonable people. Rarely raging spittle-flecked drama dudes.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

A friend told me he thought Stevie Wonder's "Part Time Lover" was "Apartheid Lover" and he'd get pissed that people liked it. Related side note: his old GF thought "Teetotaler" was pronounced "Tito Taylor" thus giving us a character to bring out as needed.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

ON IT

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

Honestly, the most "savory" thing about the goon.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

Eagerly awaiting the NYT reporter meeting with them in a small PA town diner, to get their thoughts on Biden. The NYT "Hinterlands Express" van is gassed up and ready to go.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

DO YOU TAKE BITCOIN

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

Alliterative dude has two very different shoes on his feet. Classic Trump supporter.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

"Pro Poobwica. you know there's bad people there very bad people who hate your favorite best president ever that's me you know I know you do maybe the bad people they oughta be investa*gootewhagahhhh*gated or maybe something else will happen a lot of fed up people who won't take this anymore"

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

Absolute dickheadery.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 10:55 UTC

...maybe song lyrics from his emo band.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

When you've lost "Salt and Butthole flavor...."

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

I don't know, seems like you're sitting on the next "dueling pianos" bar concept. GOLDMINE

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

The NYT just sent a reporter to find him.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

He seems like a reasonable fella. I'm sure he'd participate in a friendly exchange of ideas.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

They've both withdrawn after lawsuit threats.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

Well, no, of course not. I mean, there's that horrific beard, for one.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] May 09, 2024 at 15:32 UTC

Sometimes at work, I look over at a "camera" like Jim from The Office.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

Thank gawd Garrison can "cartoon" to occupy his "mind"and thus sparing the world his inevitable white guy whiny conspiracy podcast. Bonus: his cartoons are terrible and therefore heefuckinlarious.

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MEBenz @mbenz.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:17 UTC

So NOW you believe in medical science....

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