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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

Good thing the date is on that so I can tell it is fully unhinged.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

Yes GOPers have been dodging and deflecting but it does come at the cost of looking ridiculous. I'm not sure the press won't lean more into that ridicule with Dems than they did with the GOP and dem voters won't like the deflection/ridicule.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

I prefer Lil Chocolate Donuts myself

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Like a Fury Road speed bump

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

You couldn't be more full of shit

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

Pretty much no longer the NYT, it's the Biden Must Go Times now

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

"PS pack your shit"

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:53 UTC

And the gerrymandering software would need to run in its data center that schlurps down the Colorado river to its bed.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:50 UTC

It'd be worrisome if only the DSA were capable of pouring piss out of a boot.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

A lot of lost confused tourists thinking they're currently on the planet where everyone is about to sneeze

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:58 UTC

CdA has been a wingnut refuge for going on three decades. That's some really timely reporting.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

Hear hear

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

Fuck yeah, he drives a 'vette, he's ready

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

Same in Seattle tbh

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

They can't cry actual tears so dollops of gelatin, much like that which can be found in canned hams, will tumble down their hairless smooth cheeks in glistening clots instead.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

Pollution, Shiv. Think of the innocent herrings!

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

One side will be reserved for a dance floor; th' other will be a row of piss funnels

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

Regime' totalitarian grip?! WTF are they smoking over there?

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

Slightly less kitschy than I expected. Absolutely killer pad for LA.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

Hell they probably bought shares of VPN companies' stock

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

Final indisputable evidence that Snowden is a stone cold moron.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

Make me one with everything

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

Is this guy for real? He seems like a Mitchel and Webb bit.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

If you want something to affirm our shared civic life, you cannot beat a citizenship ceremony. I cannot recommend it enough.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

Jesus this again?

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

This is not good

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

He had a dick for a nose.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

about 80% If it were me I'd be goddamn glow in the dark

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:52 UTC

Gonna chip my goddamn teeth

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:49 UTC

That's why he's never able to fend off the milkshake attacks, probbly thinks it's an incoming pint.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

There's far less picky and there's beggaring belief

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

Blocking in just those states seems weird.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Just fizzing the whole time and BOOM!

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

Jabba got choked out by a lib wine mom. Yoda failed to understand the forces that threatened the galaxy during the run up to the Empire. Not a good analogy, and furthermore I recommend they read a book.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

Jesus, nooooooooo our future is in the hands of these dipshits?

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

Shoulda had Bakula write and sing the theme tune

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

My motto!

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

Impressive if you're a gormless fuckwit

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

The person he pees on the most is probably himself

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

Jeremy eats far healthier than I do. I'm being health-shamed by a tortoise!

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

Him name Chungus

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

It works whether you're a Trek nerd or not! It's a delightful show!

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

boooo yes Seattle has a team

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

Totally! The whole Peg Bundy phenom is weird - she's super attractive! Al is a complete loser!

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

Jesus so many schlubs w smoking hot partners. God bless Ed O'Neil but there isn't anywhere in the multiverse where he pulls Sofia Vergara.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

We're still on Airing of Grievances tho.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

or a twice monthly pill to treat toenail fungus

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

No cutoffs, so no

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

Looks at plate of uncooked hot dogs, throws em away

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

Walter Audisio was correct. Be like Walter.

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