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Psst! @BarnesandNoble is running a huge preorder sale! If you want to preorder INVESTIGATORS: CLASS ACTION and get 25% off, join their free rewards program and use code PREORDER25 at checkout!
#saleforthepages
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Whenever I borrow a book from the library and return it before finishing, I always rush out and buy the book so I can still not finish it, only now I own it.
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LA Knight is Stone Cold Steve Austin Zero Sugar
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Still thinking about this conversation
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If you need surgery and your doctor looks like this, you’re dying on that table 🎮
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Bron Breakker looks like literally every guy I went to UCSB with in the late 90s. 🤼♂️
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Today I learned what a BTS is. Also today, my muted word list grew by one. 🫶🏻
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Ranking members of the #WWE Bloodline based on how angry they are at everything all the time for no reason 🤼♂️
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Oh no! Anyway. 🎮
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This reads like a late page entry in a journal file you’d find in the Resident Evil mansion.
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🤔 The #WWE really seems to be struggling. Perhaps they should look into adding some needlessly angry guys from small islands to their roster. 🤼♂️
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All-timer right here
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First solid case for buying one that I’ve heard 👀
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Get in loser we’re all going straight TO HELL
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SORRY LIBERALS but I have a UTI (Unending Thirst for Independence) 🎇🦅🇺🇸
If you don’t like it, I’ll help you pack
#America
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I see young people type “ahh” now instead of “ass”. All that does is make me read your inane comment in a Jack Palance voice.
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They’ve been Uncanny. They’ve been Astonishing. They’ve been Extraordinary. But this summer… prepare yourself for: The Aight X-Men (because fuck it the world is on fire and who could care)
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“What are four films you don’t just dislike, you despise?” #filmsky
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Just picked up this game after listening to the ep. Very excited to dive in.
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Gonna go hang out at The Church of Latter Day Saints and tell people I prefer their earlier stuff.
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The Bluesky Discover feed is great for when I want to discover accounts I’ve been following for months.
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Me and the boys headed to be xtreme as fuck
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CM Post-Punk
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Watch the end of the movie “White House Down” for proof of concept.
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Glow up 💅
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Groomin’ Doc’s apology is truly something else. 🎮
“Yeah, I did that shit. But I think we can all agree that social media is the real villain here, right?”
FOH 🤣
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🎵Stroke, stroke, stroke senora, stroke it all the time🎵
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Thanks so much, I appreciate the assist!
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Oh god, is this clipped somewhere that you know of?
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Me, after paying a drifter $8 to hose me down because I shit my pants on the drive home from work. Again. #filmsky
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Months ago, I was harassed non-stop for weeks on IG for saying this dipshit was a gross pervert for filming kids use the bathroom at E3. Now this comes out. I expect to hear the same argument from his mouth-breathing fans this time around: “It’s fine bc he’s rich”. 🎮
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I bet that creep from those old Trivago ads had just an insane sex dungeon in his condo.
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Looks super charming. Just put in a preorder. Excited to play with my son. 🧛🦇
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The best joke god ever played on me was making me fat but not fat enough to have insanely ripped fat guy calves. 🏋️
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first print volume is coming 👀
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going to preorder the holy hell out of this if I can
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Shadow of the #Erdtree is locked and loaded but I won’t be able to play until tomorrow evening. 🎮
#EldenRing
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A sacred flask modelled after a golden holy chalice once graced by a tear of life.
Filled with god-knows-what, this flask drains HP with use. Rest at a 7-11 to replenish.
The one washed up on the gravesite was sure to die, until this flask
offered its gift(?) of TBD. To seek the #EldenRing. 🎮
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🚨 My Top 10 Ranking of the Numbers 1-10 🚨
10. 6
9. 1
8. 9
7. 4
6. 7
5. 2
4. 8
3. 5
2. 10
1. 3
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I’m old enough to remember when Armie Hammer ate a bitch. #filmsky
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Michael Mann’s middle name is Juwanna. Not many people know that. #filmsky
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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your floorkebabs.
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I love this for him
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Gimme 6 seasons and a movie of this
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The vibes are TBD
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Fuck, u guys: I lived & loved today but totally FORGOT TO LAUGH 😩 fml
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Kick-ass band name: Cactuar King & The Tonberries 🎮
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Going back and digitally adding a Brazzers logo to all my wedding photos.
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“…the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia…”
- Me, adding my work experience to my resume on Indeed
#filmsky
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