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How deftly the USS Biden managed to avoid the giant iceberg on its voyage to a great victory in imaginary land. And then the mean old submarine, Pelosi, fired the nicest torpedo ever right into that decrepit old rust-bucket. #politics #biden #debate #democrats
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I graciously explain to you what a "scholar" is. And also what value #education provides to you. Very little of any value will be obtained from reading this article. But then providing value for wasting the time of readers has never been an aim of mine. #humor open.substack.com/pub/parthian...
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From a few years ago, this article gives some additional troubling details of the thinking of Thomas Jefferson on the difficulty of keep freedom. open.substack.com/pub/parthian... #freedom #slavery #politics #usa #founders #thomasjefferson
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Joe Biden just said in Wisconsin: "I'll beat [Trump] again in 2020." That's cool. Then he recalled what year he was in—"And I'll beat him again in 2024." OK, then... #politics #biden #bidenold
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The number one thing voters are looking for, a president who makes sure to get to bed by 8pm. See? There is a problem just in that he is 81 years old. That is too old.
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I don’t know if there is anything left in the USA to celebrate. But there are some important things to know about July 4, 1776 and the people who made the USA. I explain them to you. #politics #July4th #freedom #biden #trump #history #rights
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Biden today: "I’m in this race to the end and we’re going to win."—That's twice in less than a week Biden has shown himself to be completely out of touch with reality. #politics #biden #democrats #2024Elections
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Why was it so easy for Donald Trump to destroy USA democracy? He had lots of help. Read more at Parthian Shot. Free article today. #politics #trump #biden #2024election #law #scotus #democracy #gameshow open.substack.com/pub/parthian...
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At Parthian Shot I review today's SCOTUS decision and how it paves the way for Emperor Trump to finally happen. That was always the plan you know. Well, know it now. You can read this for free today. Learn something. open.substack.com/pub/parthian... #politics #trump #scotus #supremecourt #law #usa
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Justice Sotomayor: "Today’s decision to grant former Presidents criminal immunity reshapes the institution of the Presidency. It makes a mockery of "no man is above the law." The Court gives former President Trump
all the immunity he asked for and more." #Trump #SCOTUS #law
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Supreme Court appears to let Trump walk on most charges: "The President is not above the law. But...the President may not be prosecuted for exercising his core constitutional powers. They remanded to the district court the question whether what Trump did was official.
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open.substack.com/pub/parthian... Free from the Parthian Shot archives today. Learn why it is not wise to live next door to the volcano. Yeah, that's like a metaphor thing, so... #politics #poetry #satire #misanthropy #philosophy #humor #revolution #books #socrates
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Bottom line of articles in the last 24 hours, mainly from the few people who told you so a long time ago about Biden is the Democratic Party engaged in widespread lying and suppression of questions about Biden’s age. substack.com/profile/8053...
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At the end of the day, there isn't much difference between Biden and Trump. They are both people who should not be running for president, who insist on doing it anyway, and who bunches of idiots cannot wait to vote for no matter how dumb it is to do so. #politics #biden #trump
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New York Times calls for Biden to drop out of presidential race.
www.nytimes.com/2024/06/28/o... #politics #debate #biden #trump
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So, this is an example of how even when Biden was sorta saying something coherent it did not make sense. Because either Biden was lying, or he apparently does not know troops are in danger and sometimes dying under his command. #politics #Biden2024 #usa #usmilitary #debate
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So you penalize poor women by forcing them to have babies, while at the same time you literally penalize poor people in general for existing at all. Yet you wear your stupid little crosses and pretend to give a fuck about anything Jesus said. Hell awaits. Don't bring warm clothes.
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A new story today at Parthian Shot open.substack.com/pub/parthian... Do not take and harm what belongs to Kitty. She will not be forgiving. She will not be kind. #fiction #stories #allegories #poetry #cats #rats #forests #storms #blue
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open.substack.com/pub/parthian... I explain why there is no hope. Yeah, that seems like a negative thing, but it is actually very freeing. Because with hope, which is utterly false, you are just going to worry even more. So, you are welcome. #politics #biden #trump #satire
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Were you there? No. I saw them hanging out in the debates. That was pretty meaningful. But I did not say "hang out". You did.
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Name one.
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Or that Trump was a Democrat who supported abortion rights not long ago. Trump and Hillary were in the same social circles because they shared the same social and political ideas. Trump gamed idiots because he saw an opportunity to subvert the game. Hillary did not take him seriously. And she lost.
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www.nytimes.com/2016/11/06/m... It is all just a bullshit game, sheeple.
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"Stay radically sober and get lots of money. And burrow deep. The tsunami of stupid is coming."—Bugs Bunny
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So Putin has to go crawling to North Korea for help, and you figure that help does not also involve hacking the hell out the US election? Both those assholes want Trump. And Trump wants them.
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open.substack.com/pub/parthian... In my experience left and right lie all the time. This story examines that point, looking at this week's Biden wander-off in Italy at the G7. Who told the truth. What is the truth? What is the point? #politics #news #biden #trump #g7 #disinformation #nypost #msnbc
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"misleadingly claim President Joe Biden wandered off"—It's not misleading. He wandered off. That is why Meloni had to go retrieve him, like he was a dumb sheep. And then the flock moved around him to cover his wandering.
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open.substack.com/pub/parthian... Tonight's "noose" or news nuggets at Parthian Shot 1.Bumpstocks 2. Mayan Boys 3. Milwaukee is Horrible Forget the news. Get the noose. You deserve it. #politics #news #trump #republicans #mayans #sacrifice #Milwaukee #satire #humor
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"There can be little doubt that the Congress that enacted 26 U. S. C. §5845(b) would not have seen any material difference between a machinegun and a semiautomatic rifle equipped with a bump stock."—writes Justice Alito. But why let original intent get in the way of Republican policy?
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open.substack.com/pub/parthian... My latest at Parthian Shot explores the limits of success. Or aspiring to it anyway. This has many potential and portential contexts. If you like occult and magical themes, you may like this. #occultism #thelema #aleistercrowley #tarot #art #satire #poetry #humor
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No bearing? Then why even release a public statement about it? Especially one as dumb as that delusional masterpiece? Americans judge parents who produce privileged fuckups.
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Right, because the deeply rational American electorate will make fancy distinctions like that, not looking at Biden as a failed father and way too stressed by his pride in the drug addict son (going to prison) to keep his waning brain on the job. Along with—hypocrisy all around.
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Here's what to know: Biden sounds like a fool talking about Trump convicted of a felony, when he just got through saying how proud he is of his son, the convicted lying drug-addict scumbag guy.
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www.nytimes.com/live/2024/06... No matter what you think about it, now when Biden and Dems open their mouths about Trump the convict, Trump says you mean like Hunter the drug addict scumbag? Politics is mean. #politics #trump #biden #fascism
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"Far-right parties"...if all of Europe becomes that then are they far-right parties? Or just a monolithic goose-step of normal?
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Seriously? Hey, Palestinians, there's your box of aid right over there next to unexploded artillery shell. Don't worry, it's all perfectly sa...damn!...well, we tried. What's on Netflix?
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Is this like some kind of metaphor for a Trump rally?
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"Scientists are increasingly concerned"...good thing nobody listens to those assholes. You're all gonna die of everything. No go eat some delicious microplastic pie and relax. It will all be over sooner than you can possibly imagine.
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You mean you? FOAD imbecile.
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"their position" is not the main position that will decide their votes. You might recall what "deep blue" actually means. Democrats in general care about themselves, not Palestinians. That is not any different than Republicans.
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Another thing—whereas in Israel if the people don't like a policy they pour into the streets to say fuck you Bibi!—which they do a lot, you will not see a lot of that sort of thing in Gaza, even before the war. Because if you did complain, Hamas would kill you. Best plan is not to do October 7.
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The "youth-vote" is not monolithic, and nor does it really care about this issue all that much. The kids with time and money to cosplay as Hamas are a minority.
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Because they would like to not having their women and children killed everyday on account of backing murderous terrorists as their leaders? But then they do like those terrorists as their leaders.
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So you are in favor of Hamas. Noted. Fuck off.
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What mask? Fuck off, fool.
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"this wounded toddler is exactly the same"—To Hamas wounded and dead Palestinians are exactly the same, children included. Martys to jihad. Now you may fuck off, idiot.
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The Pro-Pal idiots obviously. And note how enormously effective that Putin-backed movement has been. The war totally ended. Oh wait...no it didn't.
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"officials"=the terrorists.
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"has risen to 274 Palestinians"—Just shut up. These are made up numbers sent in by terrorists, who likely killed most of the human shields they were cowering behind. Don't embed hostages in residential buildings, creeps.
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Yeah, that is because both sides want to kill each other. Like a lot. And that isn't going to change just because American idiots cosplay as Hamas or Joe Biden beats his old brows trying to intimidate somebody.
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