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Marsha Shaiman

@meshaiman.bsky.social

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Raised in Hollywood. 'Splains a lot. Here for politics and food.


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I was in Walgreens today picking up prescriptions because their drive through was closed and was the only one masked. One of the pharmacists said something about "the woman with COVID." I guess I'll know what that was about in 4 or 5 days!

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Go get'um, Joe.

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PAXLOVID

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Now I know what all the skeets about Count Binface are about. Take out the trash!

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I live south of the ship canal where no one cares.

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I guess that flying pig is actually a hippo.

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I'm Jewish and I'd be dead if I drank all that alcohol.

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It's always been hot in Bakersfield and now it's beyond belief.

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Victim of some nefarious GQP plot?

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Wait! Whut! Bsky randomly adds links to skeets?

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Revenge on Stormy.

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I am not a writer but that's what I do when I have to write something.

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"I'm a privileged white guy. There is nothing wrong with anything I do."

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You mean some people on this planet do not know how stupid tRump is

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Glad someone finally said this out loud in public.

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I joke with my docs that I'm going to find out I have cancer online.

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Shiv Ramdas riffing on John Scalzi. Made my day.

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The felony is falsifying business records to cover up another crime.

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My medical insurance bought some cheap AI chatbot and, of course, it routed my call to the wrong department. If I wanted to talk to something stupid, I'd go out and find a MAGA.

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Well yeah. The Bible said it was the woman who wanted knowledge not the man.

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Unfortunately, it is now 100% American.

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This CIS HET American person is following Trans, African American, and I think some gay and lesbian people. Also nonAmericans and I'm actually here for politics and news.

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I'm vacuuming. Not helping.

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I'm more ruthless than they are but I don't want to spend the rest of my life in jail.

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Yes. Holy fucking shit!

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Oh how cute. NYT did an alliteration.

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Because people voted for the evil in 2016.

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I worked for a company that was dumping semiconductor processing waste in the parking lot. Someone tried to raise the issue but I don't know if she got anywhere.

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Black jobs are probably in the binder where Mitt Romney keeps his women.

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Hunter Biden is a recovering addict who has been sober for 5 years and is the only remaining son of the President and probably knows more about his father than you do.

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What's the point of running a Dem ticket that Dems won't vote for?

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Miniature Tardis!

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I see nothing has changed in the 35 years since I worked around semiconductor processing plants in the same area.

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I just want the Dems to run whomever can defeat tRump and I don't have a clue who that might be.

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Joke?

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Oh those people who don't know the difference between their own personal taste (pun intended) and objective good or bad.

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The 2 that stick with me are Sunset Blvd and Casablanca so...

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When I was in school, I would buy books all school year then spend the summer reading.

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Thanks!

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Thank you!

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I've still got my mother's 1939 edition.

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I haven't been in school for 40 years and still remember what a relief summer vacation was and the dread as the end of August neared.

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If all voters were knowledgeable voters, this would make sense. Unfortunately, a large number of voters only know what they saw last night: an old man standing on stage with his mouth hanging open.

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I am a Biden supporter and I was totally freaked out by what I saw in the debate.

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Not quite the trad wife I expected.

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Car pool lane violation?

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Because, if they did exist, tRump would be eating them like candy.

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I was going to say that you take it and you don't get sick but this works too.

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You just explained why I don't play chess.

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