Jason / Method One

Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

Possibly the most enraging thing about the Democratic party right now is that it seems to have no capacity to reckon with this reality - they look at Jaws halfway up on the back of the boat, ready to sink the whole thing, and fantasize that it's Mitt Romney and John McCain waving to them

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

“This one…will seal up a screen door / that’s what I said now”

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Me, singing aloud at Target: Yesterday I got so old I felt like I could die Yesterday I got so old It made me want to cry Go on, go on, just walk away Go on, go on, your choice is made Go on, go on, and disappear Go on, go on away from here

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:13 UTC

Something something “social casino”

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

Fuckin yeessssssssss

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

It’s being in a room full of random dipshits hoping to juice their own engagement numbers by any means possible. Which is why it seems like so much of it is throwing hot takes and questions/conversation starters into the void

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:15 UTC

She’s not great, but she removes Biden’s biggest liability and puts the age discussion squarely on Trump. Who knows if that will be enough to go past the built-in biases of people, but there’s at least a possibility.

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

I dunno either…but once Biden’s side started with “he just needs to get to bed earlier” it became obvious that they have no real pushback to this, and he can’t dig deeper to run an energetic campaign. And if that’s the case, my vibes-based opinion is that you may as well get Harris in

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:02 UTC

Worst version of The Cure’s “Close to Me” video yet

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

If you see this, post a photo without explanation

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

Or, just move the calendar up by 3-4 years and you have THIS. Another example of a song and sleeve partnering to become iconic. Peter Saville is a badman.

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

Honestly this is the perfect album for the post-debate mood (I’ve listened to it at least twice in my car since last week lol)

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

I’ve long wondered about a charging adoption plan that skews heavily toward suburban homeowners. While EVs should be theoretically great in a city environment, that use case falls apart for renters, people in shared apartment garages or those who need to street park.

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:37 UTC

We are announcing an innovative AI platform to mash the button on our behalf — increasing efficiency throughout the organization at scale, allowing us to right-size our physical footprint, reduce operating costs and increase shareholder value

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

Nothing but frustration for democrats who think their base is energized by bland focus-grouped platitudes I swear, some of these idiots would respond to their house burning down by trying to reason with the flames, instead of—you know—grabbing a fucking extinguisher

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

If anyone on Bluesky like drum & bass and needs some new mixes to listen to, I've been slowly building up my YouTube page over the last few months — lots of live and studio dj sets, dubplates, and other stuff from my 30+ year history of supporting this weird music!

www.youtube.com/channel/UCYu...

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

People who were young (or not yet born) when 9-11 happened have NO IDEA how much of a hero media and society made him out to be

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

Way back, when I designed for a PR firm, I had to create materials for a cybersecurity conference where Rudy was the keynote speaker. Beyond the LOL of him knowing ANYTHING about the topic, it’s amazing to think that he was once respected enough to rake in gigs like that. And now? A punchline.

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 07:03 UTC

Record and rebroadcast a game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

Hatchbacks and a bunch of tired college kids eager to go to Cracker Barrel = innovation

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

We fought against the British only because they were too Woke

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

Fuck it, let loose the dogs of war. On a day like today, they can only help.

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

It’s cool, it’s just the *cough* northern lights

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 06:30 UTC

Ferris Bueller you’re my heeeerro

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 06:28 UTC

I fit seven people into a Honda CRX once, if that helps relieve the burden on your conscience

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 06:27 UTC

[Homer Simpson] “You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to CLOWN COLLEGE!!**” **BMW performance driving school

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

The “joy of the process” is exactly the point, and what these AI ghouls can’t understand

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

It needs a good servicing but it’s so freaking cool

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Jason / Method One @method1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

(Analog synths count, right?)

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