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Michael J Patrick

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Writer. Drawer. Talker. He. Him.
Creator of the weird fiction/horror podcast Nothingiswrong.net
And the urban fantasy webcomic
Rookcomic.tumblr.com
And many other things involving comics, TTRPGs, and writing.
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“Vote for us so we can protect you from the bad guys” you still haven’t done anything about the bad guys from last time. Look, he’s amassing power! He’s looking to return to the seat of power! You’ve not protected us even now

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please believe they are yearning for a chance to kill protesters they were openly yearning for a new kent state massacre to punish students for the unforgivable crime of.... camping out on the university quad. they believe any political act they do not favor should carry a death sentence

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My mom is really struggling a lot mentally and physically trying to stay strong through this, especially for the kids i know it’s wearing her down a lot the longer this drags out - Please continue to share, any amount gets us closer 🖤🫶🏼

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Michael J Patrick's avatar Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social
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What are four comics you don’t only like, you draw inspiration from? (I don't want to get arrested, so I had to do this. There are obviously far more than four).

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What are four films you don't just dislike, you despise?

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Michael J Patrick's avatar Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social
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If everyone would just shut the fuck up and do what I say, the world would be a much better place. Make me god. I'll be good at it. I swear.

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Spent the day acquiring a used couch. The hardest ordeal was getting it into our weird little house with all its tight corners. Ultimately pushed it through the kitchen window.

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Michael J Patrick's avatar Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social
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Same. My state's primaries are always scheduled so late that there's a presumptive nominee.

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Had this in the US in the early 80s and beyond. Not sure where it originated.

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If you see this post a photo without explanation.

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Amazing how someone can be simultaneously horrible and hilarious.

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I actually do come in a starter pack. A significant portion of the Texas sized garbage island is made up of me.

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If I were to make a mega dungeon and put it on itch at a reasonable price, would anyone be interested? Could be D&D 5e or system agnostic. Which would be preferable? Maybe I would release it in chunks.

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It worked with them overturning Roe. It should be this way for every awful decision the GOP and the corrupt SCOTUS make from now on. Make them pay for it, dearly, in every way possible. Make their lives a misery of regret.

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Doing the fight with Ketheric Thorm. Looks like level seven isn't good enough. Kind of wish this game had a little bit of grinding. A real D&D party would just weaken the supports of Moonrise tower and bring the fucker down.

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I rewatched the first two Child's Play movies about a year ago. I was surprised at how well they hold up.

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I should add that more than one person (normal people, not twitter users) said to me either, "I didn't know she was even running" or "Who's that?" when I mentioned that she dropped out of the race. Most people don't pay attention to politics at all unless it's on the news.

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Nearly anyone from the 2020 primary would have been better.

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"This would fix me" and this is just not facing the rising threat of open facism

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You told us the same lie last time “Just help us get Biden in. And then you can push him to the left. Heck, we’ll help you!” lies. You lied then and you’re lying now.

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abolish golf. environmental nightmare, only used as a networking tool for rich dicks, takes up public space that could be used communally. throw it in the fucking garbage

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It's a misnomer. They aren't undecided. They're just disinterested in politics or unwilling to give an honest answer when polled.

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I remember the time she won a debate hands down, and the media said something like "Bernie comes second in debate! Followed by..." then the stories ranked everyone else but ignored her name deliberately.

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And people say he isn't doing anything to energize voters. Look at that big head. What more could you want besides debt relief, bodily autonomy, the end of persecution of immigrants, and for us to stop sending aid to committers of genocide?

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Top Ten TV Off the Top of My Head: What We Do in the Shadows The Detectorists Res Dogs Delicious in Dungeon Upstart Crow Severance The Good Place Malcolm in the Middle Legion Resident Alien

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Had a dream that my cousins who haven't played D&D since we were kids in the 80s started an actual play podcast that only made 5 episodes and was adapted into a beloved film. Those fuckers.

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This is what I've been saying about white rural voters for some time now– they don't support Trump because they believe he will help* them, they support him because he reinforces their bigotries.

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You've mastered only two elements. Fire and Air await.

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I thought white culture was all about "My house. My rules."

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I killed her before I even realized she was recruitable. But she at least was able to provide me some excellent wardrobe options.

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On a train in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. My 10 year-old, Weird Al fan looking out the window says "Wow. This is an Amish paradise. "

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The whole "Bluesky Elder" thing was so funny when you remember people were calling themselves that because they started using an app a month or two before some other people did. Like. It was last year, not the sixties.

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I think I might be the balding sasquatch in the background of that second photo. Hard to say since half of the attendees of any con look like me anyway.

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It's like having your high-school yearbook say "Attended" on the page where everyone else is "Class Clown" or "Most Likely to Succeed".

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Same. I wasn't part of the very first crop of users here, but I remember when people called themselves that as if we should be impressed.

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I have definitely used that word in TTRPG writing.

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Anyway. Once I get her heart burn taken care of, it's smooch city.

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My playthrough of Baldur's Gate 3 so far has mostly consisted of making promises to person B that totally conflict with the promise I already made to person A. Then I have to decide which one to double cross based on if it will make Karlach like me more.

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Justin McElroy 's avatar Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social
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Need some money to get me through till the end of the month. Accepting commissions of any shape or size. Email or dm me for details if interested.

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