Husband of a cancer survivor, fan of the ACA ready to graduate to M4A, dad to grade schoolers, and Oakland Sports Fan (no teams left)
I mean the thing that people under estimate as "mind boggling" is that you could tie 23 movies together over 10 years in a satisfying manner without the help of luck. Good people were involved and mid movies combined with great movies and it worked! Now do the unfathomable again like it's easy
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A lot of shows have that problem
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If you are not being secretly filmed for a prank show this can't be true, because no product would actually need this to work
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Aaahhhhh, I didn't expect to be this bothered by the Chaz palmantieri cratering in the shrapnel of this news
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You understand it is just until I die, so it's not selfish, I just want to control a creative person's output to serve only my needs, maybe you just don't understand
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10 episode drops every 6 months until I die... is that to much to ask?
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Title the sketch "AI Debate"
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As I am getting prepared to enter my 44th year, the list of important things that run like junior high is a lot longer than I was prepared for
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Hey, I'm a dad on bluesky engagement farming because I am. Very underrated, underseen comedic performances. I'll start... Justin Theroux voice work in Lego Ninjago Movie. Making absentee dad jokes work? "How could I ruin your life, I wasn't even there?"
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People spend their birthdays mad at their families and friends sometimes, being mad at JD Vance is a gift you can give yourself and not feel guilty at all. Happy Birthday
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And they probably used some cool slang that no one understands when they did it like "hey we just skipped the tooky" and then I say "what do you mean by that" and they laugh and ignore the old man.
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We were so preoccupied if we couldaburger we never stopped to ask if we shouldaburger.
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Remember when we were 10 and at the pizza joint playing street fighter, lining up our quarters on the cabinet and just quietly thinking, "darn, I wish this was pinball"
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I'll take your complete inability to answer the question as an admission that you are a disingenuous liar on this particular story. It's ok, when I want to make a point in my favor I just read the headline also.
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Your first post suggests that Jon Stewart did some form of deception by overvaluing his 'sneakers' by 829%. I read the article, he didn't do that, so what did he do wrong?
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Yes I did, I'm asking you, you the guy who said Jon Stewart has done something wrong... what he did. I don't think the article says he did anything wrong, so what are you saying he did wrong?
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Explain what Jon stewart did. Not the headline, but what he did.
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Here is how this hurts Joe Biden...
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Because you asked, and because the word "baffled" always makes me think of that line
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You're right, it wasn't even my thought, I was thinking a bunch of "elderly" 50 year olds of the time
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Even the spike of the 1918 flu epidemic is comparable to the "baseline" of just 15 years previous and then it continues to drop precipitously again. There is still the "we should know better by now" on how to reduce a lot of this, but still fascinating
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Sandy Koufax with folded arms looking at it proudly but wanted a second shelf of Jewish Cy Youngs
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"But the bad news is the team says they are moving to Las Vegas and the owner is a real knob"
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I feel compelled to boo and clap at the same time
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That macro is his brain seeing the article and he screams "WOOOOOKKKE LOBSTERS!!!" and then Siri just does the post
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Created a macro that takes AP articles with good news and just automatically quote tweets "woke"
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The man liked a sharp uniform and hated his mother
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She puts on a hat and fake mustache and absconds off with millions of dollars into the night... those millions were deferred so that she could pay other people to have hats and fake mustaches for her team
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I think... and I'm not positive, but I would argue that I have evidence, he is the dumbest person alive.
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Nope..... nope... it's a put on... nope... but is it? Nope... aaaand nope... I guess it's real no fucking way
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There was no one he could call or text for help with this before posting on his own website? How many steps removed is he from being my father with tech stuff?
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Oh, that is a truth, my back hurts from lifting the curtain to my nostalgia
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This reference hit me so specifically I felt seen, old, nostalgic and very silly for even remembering it at all at once
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My first console and game and I don't know that it has been surpassed
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This is just us, and we had a great surrogate, agency, and ended up with 2 kids who we love.... when they behave, and for all of those struggling or dealing with the process, this is just without conscious, it is anti family, anti woman, anti birthing person, anti freedom, anti child, anti life
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And I want to be clear we are completely past the experience, we finally decided to let our last 3, low graded at opportunity to implant, embryos, be destroyed about 2 years ago, and even that felt frought, to add the law into the whole process would have killed my wife from stress and me with her
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Father of a child born through surrogacy with my cancer survivor wife here, this is monstrous and cruel at levels I cannot see because I am so far underneath a pile of despair to look around
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"I didn't mind when the robot took over folding my laundry, but he would never shut up about how it is unfair the he has to pay alimony and the judge was a woman robot, I just don't want to have to dismantle him"
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Otter asking a zebra "what do you think about the aardvark over there?"
Bored Zebra responding, "I don't know, he seems happy I guess" shrugs
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