Middle Age Riot

Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

No one has ever said, "At least my rapist didn't stutter."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

When you got an F in history and a D in gym.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

SHOCKER: The rapist pedophile is a pedophile rapist.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

Happy Birthday, America! What do you want to be when you grow up?

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

If you're cool with this, you can shove your "Happy 4th of July" up your ass.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:07 UTC

On July 4, 1776, the United States declared its independence from Great Britain. On November 5, 2024, let's declare our independence from Donald Trump.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

The downside of a democracy is that it can vote to destroy itself.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

DON'T FORGET: This is the Republican nominee.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:26 UTC

Jim Jordan's top four achievements after 17 years in Congress: 1. Abso 2. Lutely 3. Fucking 4. Nothing

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Congratulations, Republicans. You destroyed America for this ass pimple.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: "Kristi Noem should be ashamed of herself for killing a perfectly nice dog and not eating it."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

SUPER FUN FACT: Everyone who ties their wagon to Donald Trump ends up as some version of Rudy Giuliani.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

Republicans would rather have a dictator who hates the same people they do than a president who hates dictators.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

If there actually is a Deep State, now would be a great time to do something.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

There isn't enough fuck you in the universe for this attention-loving hyena scrotum.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

Donald Trump didn't nominate a religious nut, a conservative political hack, and a rapist to the Supreme Court for nothing.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

SHOWN: The top 6 reasons why you can't trust the Supreme Court.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

Say what you will about Ted Cruz, as long as it's "Ted Cruz is a fucking asshole."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

Donald Trump has a type: not his wife.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

MAGA in 2015: "Make America great again!" MAGA in 2024: "Burn America to the ground!"

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

And he's only gotten worse.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

Some people think it's wrong to speak ill of the dead, so while he's still alive, let's all agree that Donald Trump is shit wrapped in skin.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

"It's raining! Turn back!"

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

According to a poll I just conducted, if the presidential election were held today, it wouldn't mean fuck because it's June.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

BREAKING: Donald Trump still a racist sack of shit.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

Last night's presidential debate was historic because, for the first time, the two major candidates had 34 felony convictions between them.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

UNFUN FACT: If you are allowed to lie, mislead, distort, deceive, fabricate, obfuscate, evade, deny, misrepresent, and flat out make shit up, you will win every debate.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

Pinocchio is a puppet who became a real little boy. Stephen Miller is a piece of shit who stayed that way.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

PHOTO: Lauren Boebert prepares for her career after politics.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

The only thing Melania Trump has in common with decent people is that she doesn't want her husband to return to the White House either.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:07 UTC

SAD BUT TRUE: Joe Biden cares more about Trumpers than Donald Trump does.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

SHOCKER: Best friends Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were best friends.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

Every now and then, Eric Trump feels compelled to remind us of two things: he exists, and he's really stupid.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

Donald Trump got his idea of what constitutes "very fine people" from his father.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

PHOTO : Whenever our borders are threatened by adorable puppies, Kristi Noem is there.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

If you're dumb enough to want to be Donald Trump's vice president, you're dumb enough to be Donald Trump's vice president.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:55 UTC

A Trump rally is like an explosion at a moron factory.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

Somewhere, three very large and confused parakeets are missing their cage covers.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 15:04 UTC

One of the Ten Commandments is "thou shalt have no other gods before me," so requiring by law that this rule be posted in classrooms establishes an official religion by denying all others. The only thing Republicans understand less than the Constitution is the Bible.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

Me: Republican: Me: Republican: Me: "The separation of church and…" Republican: "JOE BIDEN SHOWERED WITH HIS DAUGHTER!"

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

Question for Lauren Boebert: Would the Ten Commandments on the wall of your classroom or your husband's classroom or your son's classroom have prevented any of this?

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

Our willingness to uncritically embrace artificial intelligence as a cost- and effort-saving measure proves that a century of cautionary science fiction hasn't taught us jack shit.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

Amy Coney Barrett has proven to women and girls across America that they can be anything they want to be, unless she gets there first.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. fails to qualify for CNN presidential debate. ALSO: My Aunt Claudia fails to qualify for CNN presidential debate. ALSO ALSO: Rotting pile of dead racoons fails to qualify for CNN presidential debate.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Republicans want to impose the Ten Commandments on schoolchildren but not on their candidate.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

SHOWN: When Elon Musk tried to make two Cybertrucks fuck.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

PHOTO: Chicagoans prepare for Donald Trump's proposed stay during the Republican National Convention.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

I would never presume to tell Black people how to celebrate Juneteenth, but if anyone is looking for ideas, here's one:

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

It's only a matter of time before Republicans try to ban the Constitution from public schools because the 13th Amendment mentions slavery.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

Trump Media is the Donald Trump of stocks.

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