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Back in my day, a ‘polycule’ was just what everyone called jazz bands that had DJs
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Acid casualty
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Back in my day, a ‘polycule’ was just what everyone called jazz bands that had DJs
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How is everywhere always part of the ‘tri-state area’. No way there’s always only 2 other areas for every area to be in areas with. To all you areas getting shafted cause no one says ‘quad-state area’: I see you
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Trump is a hypebeast?! Maybe NATO wouldn’t be so irrelevant if it was a sneakerhead and bought all his shoes
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I wish I saw this on Digg so I could share it on Tribe.net
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I’ll be Ohio and like this post for the entire country
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Swayze Mane
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Elon said he’d pay me to reply to this
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Swayze Mane
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Just do what my dad did & tell them how we used to walk in 5 feet of snow to get completely de-loused in the group showers every day we went to school, uphill both ways. To put shit perspective
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What if Jah was one of us
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This map reminds me of that summer Lazer tricked us into getting in his van then human trafficked us into slave labour in all those junkyards he locked us in as we drove thru the yellow part
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Rembrandt was incel
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Love Rodney Dangerfield’s meme work
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No wonder no one will watch my sick Minecraft edits
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I forgot we came from a Bluetooth speaker
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Oh I get it, boys and doc left cuz rhinoceroses hairdo hasn’t been cool since hype beasts & dabs
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This just happened: Spanish duke tried to name his daughter “Sofia Fernanda Dolores Cayetana Teresa Angela de la Cruz Micaela del Santisimo Sacramento del Perpetuo Socorro de la Santisima Trinidad y de Todos Los Santos” www.ndtv.com/offbeat/span...
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Swayze Mane
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Some ppl are born victims. All of them
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It’s because all those extra surnames. You try saying Susana Gurutz Gutierrez de Almeida Fernández de Monasterioguren without developing a speech impediment halfway thru
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Swayze Mane
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The theory of literal relativity needs a solution
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They really blew it with the lisp though
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Swayze Mane
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Regardless of the number the consequence is always the same: a relationship
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Can’t wait till GPT-6 can go touch grass for me
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If my girlfriend keeps insisting she really doesn’t want mama’s boy, then she must admit that what she really wants is a mama’s man
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Fentanyl is the AR15 of synthetic opioids, that’s why everyone thinks it’s legal
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Jake went to jail for absconding, so now I’m getting high with his mom Janey & avoiding his scary dad
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By ‘in post’ I meant ‘post life’, as in ‘when dead’. But it’s nice to know you’re listening! God muted me at birth and has been cyberbullying me ever since, mostly with revenge porn
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The edu-rapture is NIGH
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OH SHIT THATS ME!!!
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Swayze Mane
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Oh shamp @lilpappywigwam.bsky.social reppin’ the dirty dirty in here ! WHAT THE GEERT!
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Sounds like gen z shenanigans, all they know about getting their groove on they learned from World of Warcraft, instead of at the club like regular people
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It’s good to have that teapot half full attitude
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I spilled toothpaste on the floor so I brushed the teeth in my carpet
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My dream catcher fell asleep cuz I slept on it weird
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An entire country of freaks with laundry machines in their kitchens
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There’s still time
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Unfortunately no matter what happens nothing make all sports not suck
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Scab
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It’s disturbing their massive audience has such a hard on for adults acting like unremarkable meangirls, like how are u so entertained by the monotony of predictable bigotry it’s embarrassing
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Duchamp fucks
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You’d think that word would be shorter
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I just keep telling myself imma fix my life in post
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When I found out she vapes I immediately quit and switched back to cigarettes
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If they ever sell this app to Elon I swear to god I’ll straight up quit microblogging just to make the world suffer
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