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Hey! Great news! My 1970s jazz-fusion group, Space Gravy, is finally reuniting!!! I’m in the middle.
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Mike Sacks
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Hey! Great news! My 1970s jazz-fusion group, Space Gravy, is finally reuniting!!! I’m in the middle.
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Mike Sacks
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Just a nation of goddamn fucking idiots and/or the voracious rich, and the rest of us bending over backwards to try to understand them.
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Mike Sacks
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Every idiot you see shopping at the Christmas Store in August.
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Mike Sacks
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Know your history
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Mike Sacks
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Love Andy and his show
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Mike Sacks
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Novelizations are supposedly hot again. Who was there first. STINKER!!!!!!!! Only $11.99. C'mon! You can't buy shit for $11.99 these days. So buy some serious summer Stink!
www.amazon.com/Stinker-Loos...
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Mike Sacks
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I interview author and PR Operative Phil Elwood about his new book, "All the Worst Humans," out this week from @HenryHolt. It's a terrific book. Also ... here is the full commencement speech I gave to my former high school in Maryland. True. Not a joke.
thesonarnetwork.com/doin-it-with...
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Mike Sacks
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Last month I gave the commencement speech at my former high school. On this month's podcast episode, I play that speech, if anyone's interested. General theme: Don't be an asshole.
thesonarnetwork.com/doin-it-with...
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Mike Sacks
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www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...
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This movie was very similar to my childhood in Maryland. Except I had no friends and was mostly alone in my room.
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Happy birthday to a publication that gave me my first shot and, for that, I'll forever be grateful. Thank you, Dave. Thank you, @crmonks.bsky.social. Thank you, @mcsweeneys.bsky.social.
store.mcsweeneys.net/products/mcs...
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Mike Sacks
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10th anniversary of this book's release. Can't believe it.
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Mike Sacks
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Today is the two year anniversary of me picking up my daughter at middle school and being asked if I was there for the "custodial job"
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Mike Sacks
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“And here you have your gluten-free foods, all your ecological friendly variety of legumes, your ultra-virgin Sicilian olive oil, you have your green teas from the Assam area of India, and, really, anything and everything to keep you happy and healthy and safe this winter!”
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Mike Sacks
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An interviewer just said that I'm the John Cassavetes of self-published books and I almost broke down in tears
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Mike Sacks
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As seen by Mark Rozzo in Brooklyn. Oh, please, let this be a reference to Stinker Lets Loose. And from my home state, no less!
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Mike Sacks
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I guess when I die I'd just like to be known as a man who had a strange walking gait and a horrific temper that could flare at just the barest hint of provocation
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Mike Sacks
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open.spotify.com/playlist/2JF...
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Mike Sacks
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www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-...
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Mike Sacks
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Sorry, I haven't dated in a good long while but is "Can you please pass me my bifocals, I need to read the Viagra instructions" no longer really appropriate?!
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Mike Sacks
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Great interview with a terrific writer/artist
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Mike Sacks
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Me? Nothing much. Just nude, in my treehouse, overlooking the pines, wondering how it all went so right.
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Mike Sacks
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So birth control and women's health and emergency care for the pregnant are not in the Constitution but bump stocks to turn guns into killing machines with more power to eviscerate anyone in their path are good to go? Fuck off.
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Mike Sacks
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What else would they dream about? Forgetting their high school locker combination?
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Mike Sacks
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www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...
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Mike Sacks
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FREE!!!!!!!!!!!! With a LIVE performance from the SF Fest featuring John Hamm, Kevin Pollack, Andy Richter, Paul F Tompkins, Busy Phillips, and more!
www.amazon.com/Stinker-Lets...
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Mike Sacks
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Spring 2024 mix. You'll love it.
open.spotify.com/playlist/110...
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Mike Sacks
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Jefferson knew five languages, including Ancient Greek. Trump shits his pants.
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Mike Sacks
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Fucking free. C'mon! You can't beat that price! LISTEN!
www.amazon.com/Stinker-Lets...
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Mike Sacks
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My coffee table book, BIGGEST DOUCHEBAGS IN COMEDY, is coming along nicely!!!
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Mike Sacks
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Not sure how this happened, but #1. Thank you!
www.amazon.com/Heres-Kicker...
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Mike Sacks
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PLAINTIFF: Were you responsible for the gentleman in the blue velvet jacket who flew through the $2,500, five-tiered wedding cake?
DEFENDANT: As in: did I plan that? No way. Who in the hell would plan for that?
@mcsweeneys
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Mike Sacks
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New piece up on @mcsweeneys.bsky.social!
I Was the Wedding Planner for the Guns N’ Roses “November Rain” Ceremony and Reception www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...
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Mike Sacks
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This made me laugh out loud. The great David Simon.
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It's really fascinating. There's almost a genetic or Darwinistic reason for many to think lowly of younger people. It's wired in us. In the Icelandic Sagas, written in the 15th century, about tales that take place in the 11th century, the elders thought of the younger generation as "lazy."
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Mike Sacks
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Agreed
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thesonarnetwork.com/doin-it-with...
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Mike Sacks
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Hail yes
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The great Paul Feig on "Freaks and Geeks"
"And Here's the Kicker"
@paulfeig
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Mike Sacks
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“Hey Mike! Just circling back to those last 15 PR emails I sent you and you ignored. Still not interested?”
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Mike Sacks
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Sometimes I’ll drive by my childhood home in Maryland, stop, scream out the window, “This house is haunted … with LAUGHTER,” and then speed off
#10321GainsboroughRoad
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Mike Sacks
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OKCupid date not impressed with my "Freddy Got Fingered" crew jacket
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Mike Sacks
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Interviews with David Sedaris, Dave Barry, Jack Handey, Bob Odenkirk, and other humor-writing pros: “Sure to captivate anyone who loves a good comedy.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review)
www.amazon.com/Heres-Kicker...
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Mike Sacks
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I've been in various high school classrooms. Most students are checking their phones at all times. It's constant.
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Mike Sacks
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I'm sorry, what? This is the asshole who bragged about eating cereal for dinner until he was 40.
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Mike Sacks
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Good. Should have been done long ago.
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Mike Sacks
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Attending my 20th high school reunion. Really want to impress. Rented RAV4 or Hyundai Sante Fe?
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Mike Sacks
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Stephen Merchant, from "And Here's the Kicker"
www.amazon.com/Heres-Kicker...
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Mike Sacks
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Summer memories. Me in Ocean City, Maryland with friends. 2009?
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Mike Sacks
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Saw Brenda and Eddie at the Parkway Diner this morning. Didn't want to butt in, but things weren't looking so hot. Then again, things are okay with me these days.
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