Mike from Burke (now Cville)

Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:17 UTC

Is there anything sillier than major newspapers and media outlets, who would know better if they thought about it, wetting themselves over interviews with 6 voters?

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

He’s a fucking clown.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

Purple drank?

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 11:51 UTC

Also, the idiots who set off fireworks when it’s still light out.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 11:50 UTC

Exactly.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

Years ago, I think in ‘84 (Reagan-Mondale), Johnny Carson quipped that, as a boy, he’d been told that anybody could grow up to be president, but he didn’t “think they meant just anybody!”

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

“Anybody got a tape measure?”

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

“Investigators were trying to determine the motive and were not ruling out a racial motivation, he said” No shit, Hercules Poirot.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

I saw “Star Wars”-themed Oreos at Costco today, and managed to walk away without them.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

Yeah, leaving Twitter was a positive move for me.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

Feeds/Friends is now my default.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Her supporters could meet in one booth at McDonald’s.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

Sure, let’s call down the WHOLE apocalypse.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

“Again”?

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:18 UTC

The kids know.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

Blair Witch Project made so many idiots think that they, too, could be horror auteurs.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:14 UTC

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

Bannon goes to jail today, Doo-dah, doo-dah, Is he free? I shout, “Nay-nay!” All the live-long day.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:31 UTC

I had forgotten the majesty of their stupidity.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

Goddess, she is.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

Hilarious, her fave then, and NOW.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

Step 1: Steal the underwear. Step 2: ? Step 3: New nominee.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

“At Tractor Supply, moral cowardice is our most important product.”

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

Well, that’s their target audience.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

None.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

“You don’t understand!”

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

Just had a guy on FB - a lawyer - try to tell me that there must be some validity to a lawsuit, or the attorneys wouldn’t have filed it. He cited the possibility of sanctions in support of his position. WHAT?

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

“Only stupid people, like certain statewide officials, believe that to be true.”

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

Can also recommend the “hoppy refreshers” made by some breweries (Lagunitas, Sierra Nevada, Short’s). Zero alcohol; zero carbs - basically, seltzer water with hops added. Not as good as a real beer, but it can scratch the itch.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 11:40 UTC

I like black butts, and I cannot lie.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 11:40 UTC

“Let’s go to Snoop Dogg, who’s got Bob’s third cousin to discuss Bob’s tragic childhood case of athlete’s foot.”

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

They no read goodly.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:40 UTC

Yeah, that’s the alumni.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

One of the young folks at my former gig once asked me if I’d ever heard of Rocky Horror Picture Show. My response was, “I was Frank N. Furter for Halloween TWICE, you punk.”

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

It also has “Exhibit A” written all over it.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:27 UTC

The day I deleted that app from my phone AND deleted my account was glorious. Congrats!

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

Also, eating and shelter.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

I’m betting Burgum.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 11:23 UTC

Yeah, that doesn’t hit like he thinks it hits.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 11:38 UTC

Did you refresh his recollection of his own avarice?

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 11:37 UTC

Are the Indigo Girls touring?

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

Oh, Bobo . . .

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

There’s room for the rest of the Brit journalism clowns in that particular volcano.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 12:50 UTC

My God, more dead people voting!

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

Look, I’m 65. If Bill wants to bang young girls, that’s his thing, though he looks pretty stupid, as old men with young girls normally do. But don’t tell me how they “bonded.”

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:18 UTC

“You take one down, you pass it around . . .”

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:15 UTC

“Made-up holiday.” I guess that’s what you say when you’ve never thought about it.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 23:55 UTC

Serious “80s power pop band a few years after the hits stopped coming” energy there.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

Not just mandating the Ten Commandments be posted in the classrooms, they’re requiring some jackleg half-assedversion worse than the KJV.

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