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mike kenny
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i'm back, and stupider than ever.
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aka andreas leachim, aka blaster. board games, resident evil fanfiction, gi joes and toys, heavy metal music, not a big fan of spiders.
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mike kenny
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i'm back, and stupider than ever.
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mike kenny
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okay i'm about to depart on a 10-hour drive to visit my family. i won't be on bluesky much for the next week so i hope you can survive without seeing all my brilliant posts.
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mike kenny
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don't count your chickens before they're hatched. but once they're hatched, go ahead and count them. you can count them all you want. just go nuts.
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dang i live near milwaukee and i go to the rave all the time, and i don't remember this at all.
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mike kenny
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me, driving for ten hours to visit my family while listening to heavy metal the entire time, and as soon as i get out of the car, it falls to pieces like in the blues brothers.
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mike kenny
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yeah my most recent game ended like that, we hadn't played in almost a year so i just told everyone it was over. we also try to arrange regular board game nights, so it can get a little hectic trying to schedule things.
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mike kenny
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i'm lucky to have a fairly large group of gaming friends, i actually used to run two different games as the DM but now i'm just a player, haha.
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mike kenny
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played d&d last night and sadly my halfling barbarian didn't get swallowed by any monsters. however, i did get surrounded and nearly killed by some big worm monsters that were trying to eat me, so i'm calling it even.
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mike kenny
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i know i'm in the minority here, but i was in a gifted program in 3rd and 4th grade, but i don't have any of those problems (i do have social anxiety, but that's unrelated, haha). i never learned anything there, and i thought the whole program was stupid and a waste of my time.
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mike kenny
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aliens come to earth and take all the platypuses. "so that's where they got to!" the aliens say. "these are actually from our planet, somehow they got loose and made their way to yours. we'll be taking them back now!"
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long ago, a man was turned to stone by a witch. no one remembers why. a princess, hoping to break the curse, kisses the statue and the man returns to life! "did they find a cure?" he asks. "yes, i kissed you!" "no, i mean a cure to my disease. they turned me to stone until they could find a cure!"
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mike kenny
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new music friday! kittie, skeletal remains, between the buried and me, and divinity! #music #metal
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mike kenny
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scrapping my previous idea, now i'm writing adaptations of shakespeare's plays but replacing the characters with elves instead: othelfo macbelf midsummer elf's dream all's well that elfs well antonelf and clelfopatra romeo and julielf twelfth night (didn't even need to change the title on this one)
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mike kenny
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writing new adaptations of shakespeare's plays but replacing the human characters with orcs: orcthello orcbeth midsummer orc's dream merchorc of venice antonorc and cleoporctra romeorc and juliet
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mike kenny
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oh my god i totally forgot about that
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mike kenny
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love that album cover
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mike kenny
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i better stop procrastinating and get to work if i'm going to succeed at my goal of winning the powerball lottery this year.
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i have a functioning time machine in my bedroom. all i have to do is lie down on it and close my eyes, and it will transport me 6 to 8 hours into a terrible and unknowable future.
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mike kenny
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very cool!
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i have a pair of gray urban camo sweatpants and i turned them inside out and they're just gray on the inside! the camo pattern is on the outside only! i feel betrayed.
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i was at milwaukee metalfest a month ago and i bought some cds from a few of the vendors, i got skeletal domain by cannibal corpse, glacial domination by frozen soul, poetry of war by kataklysm, and a few others.
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mike kenny
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i was playing oblivion and there was a deer just standing in the road. it didn't run away or anything. i've never seen that before so i took a screenshot.
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mike kenny
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pretty big, i have about 100 games and unfortunately i don't get to play most of them as often as i would like.
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mike kenny
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10% maybe, haha. lots of my games are overly complicated. even games i've played multiple times, like twilight of the imperium, i would have to reference the rulebook to teach it.
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mike kenny
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i think about this comic a lot, haha
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mike kenny
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anyway, after i get back from my trip, i want to get back into some creative projects i've had on hiatus for while. i'm gonna start painting miniatures again! i still have so many shadows of brimstone minis i haven't painted.
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mike kenny
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i'm driving to pennsylvania next week as a punishment for getting sick last month. i've probably made the trip 30 times and i hate it. i hate driving there so much, but my other travel options (plane or train) are just awful in different ways.
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mike kenny
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i cannot understand people who wear shoes indoors. it makes no sense to me. do they wear shoes to bed? do they shower with their clothes on?
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mike kenny
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i would certainly try it again, this time i think i finished with only 4 or 5 victory points. i had a special card that would win the game if i had enough action cubes on it, but the dice were not with me, haha.
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mike kenny
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last night we played a game called space base. it was kind of fun but i wound up in last place. #boardgames
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mike kenny
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i should get to play a board game of some sort tonight, don't know what one yet, but looking forward to it.
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i even have it in t-shirt form!
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mike kenny
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nothing in the entire history of mankind has ever been "fun for the whole family."
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out of all the bands with the word "hootie" in their name, i think hootie and the blowfish is probably my 3rd or 4th favorite one.
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mike kenny
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you should try my delicious recipe for "cheesy chicken with noodles." its a bag of chicken-flavored ramen over a chicken patty with one slice of cheese melted on it.
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mike kenny
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that's the one, haha. but on television they usually play a shorter version that makes way less sense. we were like "did the table get stolen by the other family? or was that its previous family? is the table alive? and what does any of this have to do with butter?"
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mike kenny
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my new shadows of brimstone story is now officially published on my smashwords page! here is the link: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
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this morning there was a goose family by the pond. there was mommy goose and daddy goose and some little baby gooses. the pic is kind of blurry because i had to zoom in from far away, because gooses will absolutely fuck you up if you get too close.
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mike kenny
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i have a set of 40 different chapstick flavors in my bedroom within easy reach of my computer. and then i have another set of the *same 40 flavors* out in my living room so i can grab one before i go out the door.
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mike kenny
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have you seen that weird commercial from a butter company about a table that runs away from home? me and my friends have seen it a hundred times and we have absolutely no idea what the narrative is supposed to be, it's the most baffling ad in the world and it infuriates me.
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i listen to a music playlist at work that's over 2000 songs long, and i literally number each file to organize them to play in a specific order instead of just playing them on random. i do this because i am insane.
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mike kenny
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scrooge mcduck could have made way more money if he kept his fortune in stocks and bonds instead of a big pile of physical cash.
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mike kenny
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due to the overwhelming success of kranch (ketchup and ranch) sauce, companies are scrambling to come up with more condiment combos, such as: - soychup (soy sauce and ketchup) - mayoney (mayonnaise and honey) - peanut branch (peanut butter and ranch) - syrbecue (pancake syrup and barbecue sauce)
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mike kenny
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one little thing in my life that annoys me is that i drink a fruit juice called bai, and they make like eight different flavors, of which i like four of them. the vending machines where i work literally sell all the flavors i don't like. i swear it's like a conspiracy theory against me personally.
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mike kenny
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ah, nothing beats getting out of bed and immediately taking some ibuprofen and some tylenol in the hopes i can survive another night at work.
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i'll have to ask my mom if she went this year. my mom loves books and always goes to huge book events like that. i think she even volunteered there once or twice!
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mike kenny
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wow is that the one at the ice skating rink in erie? i've actually been to that one, haha.
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mike kenny
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trying to outsmart the grim reaper by challenging him to a game of a short-lived 90s ccg called spellfire, and he whips out a speed deck full of chase cards and absolutely stomps the shit out of me.
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mike kenny
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happy father's day
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