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Mike McMahan

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I have a friend who truly believes that if you eat three kiwis back to back it’ll make you shit your pants. I’ve never tested it, but want it to be true.

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Ted & Ro's avatar Ted & Ro @brandtandstein.com
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The fruit, the bird or the New Zealanders??

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Pearl River Flow's avatar Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.bsky.social
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I do this all the time? They're delicious but not like.... fiber bombs?

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Charlynn Schmiedt's avatar Charlynn Schmiedt @ohtheprofanity.bsky.social
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Only one way to find out! Do it for science.

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Tully Quinn's avatar Tully Quinn @tullyquinn.bsky.social
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No, but it will give me cankers

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Morfy's avatar Morfy @morfy.bsky.social
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I've done it before, not true

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FK's avatar FK @funkelly.bsky.social
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if you do it with the skin on probably

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Michael 🌈📚🐻🖖's avatar Michael 🌈📚🐻🖖 @mrbear-atl.bsky.social
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In truth, if you eat any number of things, they will pass through your digestive tract, enter your colon, and then exit out into the receptacle of your choice. Some receptacles are oddly expectant that you will choose them.

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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trying to figure out how one gets three New Zealanders back to back.

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